Friday, May 21, 2010

Who do you think would win?

1) Shaolin Monk vs Bruce Lee


2) Wudang Priest vs Bruce Lee


3) Shaolin Monk vs Muay Thai boxer


4) Wudang Priest vs Muay Thai boxer


5) Shaolin Monk vs Modern Combat fighter


6) Wudang Priest vs Modern Combat fighter


7) Bruce Lee vs Yip Man ( Bruce Lee's sifu)

Who do you think would win?
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Reply:1 - shaolin monk


2 - not sure


3 - shaolin monk


4 - who ever hits first


5 - what type of fighter? shaolin monks are "modern fighters"


6 - not sure


7 - Grandmaster Ip Man
Reply:1 and 2 Bruce Lee will beat both Monk and Priest because they use to quiet meditation in the Shaolin temple and Wudang mountain, and Bruce shrieky scream will annoy and distract them.


3 and 4 Muay Thai boxer will beat both Priest and Monk because Priest and Monk are honorable individuals who will fight clean, on the other hand Muay Thai boxer will fight dirty.


5 and 6 Modern Combat Fighter will win against both Monk and Priest because again Monk and Priest are people of high status so they will refuse to roll around in the dirt, they don't have a ground game, as soon as the Modern Combat Fighter take them down it's over, they will be submitted by armbar.


7. Bruce Lee will win...at first they fight using Winchun kungfu, Master Yipman have an upperhand because he taught Bruce all Bruce know, I am sure he kept a few moves for himself so he is winning the fight at first, but Bruce are very smart, he would switch to Jeet Kune Do, something Master Yipman is not familiar with, so he surprise the Master with a straight 1 inch punch while Yip Man try to trap his arm and accidentally knock him out. Bruce would apologize afterward.
Reply:One of Chuck Norris's armpit hairs would break all of their necks


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