If a kungfu,jiu jitsu,karate,ninja,tae kwondo,muay thai,shaolin fight wid each other,who will win?

i mean,all martial arts men fight against each other,who will reign victorious

If a kungfu,jiu jitsu,karate,ninja,tae kwondo,muay thai,shaolin fight wid each other,who will win?
They would all kick eachothers butts then fall over and catch on fire.
Reply:The man with the machine gun....
Reply:all at once? you forgot tae chi. that shits dangerous too. when not done by hippie chicks. umm, i say shaolin. ninja is not a fighting style. tae kwondo and karate are like kick boxing. and i believe jiu jitsu is all "transfer of energy", so more like westling.
Reply:How many times must this question be asked?
Reply:Bugs Bunny.
Reply:the vogons. they would just read their poetry and kill them all.





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Reply:Godzilla would come in and whoop them all.
Reply:Jiu Jitsu
Reply:The best artist would reign victorious - style is irrelevant.
Reply:Ninja. A ninja would come to your hose the night before and kill you. Hence you would forefit the fight and the ninja wins.
Reply:martial arts is being use for self-defense not to fight w/ each other.. all of them are family.. you should learn to respect what other martial arts believe.. you should'nt ask that nonsense question.. it's embarassing..
Reply:I was at that fight and Chuck round house kicked them all at once. It was devastating. You could hear their screams of pain:They cried out in agony please don't ask us again!!!!!!!!!
Reply:It would depend on who had more experience in their style and who could adapt the best to the other people's style. I'm a taekwondoist and have beaten people from other styles with less experience, but I'm sure if someone had been in it longer than me that they'd beat me. It's all about time, dedication, and how much you practice. There is no "better" style, except "McDojos" which just all around suck.
Reply:These are "curriculums" not individuals. It's impossible to know. It would be like asking if an Engineer from Georgia Tech or Virginia Tech would build a better bridge. Individuals are more important.
Reply:I would win. Hands down.
Reply:Chuck Norris ( he always wins ), next Lo Pan using Chinese Mystic Somethingarather ( he was almost invincible in Big Trouble in Little China ), never forget that fact, it was on tv. Then it would have to be Whoa ( chinese Kumovie Fu ), from Kung Pow .


Chuck Norris with MMA