after you defeat reptile you need to go back to the portal but i forgot where i came in through
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Is that Bruce Lee in Shaolin Soccer?
or is it an impersonator? that movie is hilarious!
Is that Bruce Lee in Shaolin Soccer?
It's Stephen Chow. If you like Shaolin Soccer then you'll like Kung Fu Hustle.
Stephen Chow is well known for his love of kung fu and soccer.
Reply:Yeah, it's Bruce Lee. Somehow he did not age at all from the '70s.
Reply:the star in Shaolin Soccer is Stephen Chow, not Bruce Lee. Stephen Chow or Chow Sing Chee is a famous comedy actor in Hong Kong. U can also check out Kung Fu, good movie.
Reply:Bruce Lee has been dead since July 20, 1973...
Reply:No, It was Stephen Chow. Directed by him aslo.
flowers baby
Is that Bruce Lee in Shaolin Soccer?
It's Stephen Chow. If you like Shaolin Soccer then you'll like Kung Fu Hustle.
Stephen Chow is well known for his love of kung fu and soccer.
Reply:Yeah, it's Bruce Lee. Somehow he did not age at all from the '70s.
Reply:the star in Shaolin Soccer is Stephen Chow, not Bruce Lee. Stephen Chow or Chow Sing Chee is a famous comedy actor in Hong Kong. U can also check out Kung Fu, good movie.
Reply:Bruce Lee has been dead since July 20, 1973...
Reply:No, It was Stephen Chow. Directed by him aslo.
flowers baby
Im off to see some shaolin monks perform tonight are they any good?
There was a group here in Dallas a couple of months ago. I didn't see them, but they were suppose to be fantastic.
Im off to see some shaolin monks perform tonight are they any good?
amazing. I a group in London a few years ago. they took my breath away. They were doing the trick where they rest their body weight on the point of a sword. Genious
Reply:excellent
Reply:Ive only seen them on TV...but I think they are amazing....
Reply:you'll be ok theres sure to be a bar, if they aint to your tastes
Reply:the show is amazing! i went and didnt think it would be my kind of thing, but was glued to my seat! some of the tricks they do will take your breath away!
have a good night!
Reply:I've heard they are breathtaking. but you can take Skybluecarp's advice lmao.
Im off to see some shaolin monks perform tonight are they any good?
amazing. I a group in London a few years ago. they took my breath away. They were doing the trick where they rest their body weight on the point of a sword. Genious
Reply:excellent
Reply:Ive only seen them on TV...but I think they are amazing....
Reply:you'll be ok theres sure to be a bar, if they aint to your tastes
Reply:the show is amazing! i went and didnt think it would be my kind of thing, but was glued to my seat! some of the tricks they do will take your breath away!
have a good night!
Reply:I've heard they are breathtaking. but you can take Skybluecarp's advice lmao.
Im looking for an old school kungfu movie called SHAOLIN DEVIL, SHAOLIN ANGEL on dvd?
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A ninja vs. a Shaolin? Who would win?
A shaolin monk definately with peace and understanding, lol
A ninja vs. a Shaolin? Who would win?
A samurai
Reply:Samurai.
Reply:That depends on their skill, the situation, etc...
Reply:A ninja. It's all about stealth and deception baby!! The ninja would dress as a Shaolin Monk to accomplish his ends!
Reply:Shaolin.
Reply:Ninja don't you think?
Reply:Ninja!
Reply:Since a Shaolin's training includes an understanding of all forms of weaponry and the element of diversity the ninja wouldn't have a chance.
A ninja vs. a Shaolin? Who would win?
A samurai
Reply:Samurai.
Reply:That depends on their skill, the situation, etc...
Reply:A ninja. It's all about stealth and deception baby!! The ninja would dress as a Shaolin Monk to accomplish his ends!
Reply:Shaolin.
Reply:Ninja don't you think?
Reply:Ninja!
Reply:Since a Shaolin's training includes an understanding of all forms of weaponry and the element of diversity the ninja wouldn't have a chance.
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Somebody said Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks sucked!?
I couldn't believe that at all! I have that game and I think it is awsome! Of course...I am an MK fanatic and so no MK games suck to me, what are your opinions of it???
Somebody said Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks sucked!?
i think this game has the best conquest. shaolin monks doesnt suck . mk games are the best anyone of them. mk shaolin monks is classic even with 3d graphics
Reply:I liked the Dreamcast Version of Mortal Kombat, then all the other ones didn't look so good...
Reply:well i guess becuz its the same old stuff but if som1s 1st mk game is shoalin monks then i think ......and most of the time its the same ya punch som1 and they bleed out a gallon of blood then ya do it again until ya punch thre head off
Somebody said Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks sucked!?
i think this game has the best conquest. shaolin monks doesnt suck . mk games are the best anyone of them. mk shaolin monks is classic even with 3d graphics
Reply:I liked the Dreamcast Version of Mortal Kombat, then all the other ones didn't look so good...
Reply:well i guess becuz its the same old stuff but if som1s 1st mk game is shoalin monks then i think ......and most of the time its the same ya punch som1 and they bleed out a gallon of blood then ya do it again until ya punch thre head off
In what way does shaolin kung fu / non agressive help my 12 y/old rebel son to self decipline?
can you please give me example what do they do. if my son gets board . he will never want to go..i need him to forget about skateboarding and am trying to find something that i hope he won't say "no" any information might help, thanks :)
In what way does shaolin kung fu / non agressive help my 12 y/old rebel son to self decipline?
I've said this for a long time, so let's see if I get ignored yet again. The martial arts shouldn't be the first line of discipline in your child's life. You should be. Discipline always ALWAYS starts at home.
The people on the Internet have no idea about what kind of martial arts schools are in your area. There is no way any of us can give you an accurate picture of what other schools are doing. If you want to find out, then I suggest that you go find out by watching some classes at nearby dojos. This will take an investment of your time if you want to be successful.
But if your kid is a punk and a rebel, then being in the martial arts isn't going to help him. All that it will do is teach him how to beat people up.
Don't use the martial arts as a disciplinarian tool or else it's going to end up biting you in the butt. Good luck.
Reply:My 12 yr old daughter is studying for her jr black belt in tae kwon do. she is an A student. martial arts helps kids focus and train their bodies. The skills and disciplines learned can help with self defense and with learning to properly channel aggression. Interview the instructors to find out how they run the class and what they expect of the students outside of class. Martial arts students are not allowed to use their skills outside of class for anything other than self defense. If they slip up, they must tell the teacher and serve a punishment, such as 20 military-style pushups. Again, my daughter goes to TKD 3x/week, is an assistant instructor and a member of the sparring/forms teams that competes in the Northeast.
Good luck!
Reply:As someone who is active in shaolin kung fu, I will say that it is not the art, but the person who takes it that determines its effects. All schools are different, but your son will go through different stretching, kicking, and jumping exercises as well as learning basic forms. He will be able to graduate to using weapons (staff, etc) at some point. I have never become bored with it, but some students do merely because it does not interest them - the same for piano, football, jogging, or any hobby. A 12 year old might find it "cool" because some of the things you learn to do "look cool" and it succeeding increases self confidence. Using the art negatively is not allowed and generally punishable. It all depends on your son.
I suggest you research the schools in your area if he is interested, and see if they will let you either watch or try out a class or two before committing. Visit a few different types of martial arts and determine which style best fits him.
The most important thing you can do for your son is to find a hobby that you can support him in doing - martial arts or not. Hope this is helpful!
Reply:why are you trying to get him to forget about skateboarding???? do you think skateboarding is the problem??? honestly if you think skateboarding is the problem your dead wrong, like the first guy said you should be teaching him discipline
dont take away his hobbie or he will be even more rebellious,
also ITS CALLED GROUNDING HIM not just go to your room, i mean take his skateboard away for like a week he will never learn to not be rebellious if he doesnt learn that there will always be consequences for every wrong decision
Reply:What was said by Ay Bay Bay and Oddeye is right Martial Arts can help build self discipline but if you want him to learn Self Discipline first you must show him at home. Also Skateboarding might not be the reason for him being a rebel. It might be what he watches, who he hangs out with, with all due respect it might even be you and his farther. Rebelling comes from having no respect for authority and Martial Arts is not a quick fix answer it's sort of like applying a band-aid to a broken bone.
You need to teach him self-discipline at home and not hope Martial Arts will fix all your problems. If you want him to learn something with self discipline you could try Air Cadets or something like that and if he says "NO" then you say "to bad" and drag him along anyway. remember rebelling comes from having no respect for authority so you must show him to respect authority first yours at home then other people.
Reply:Shaolin kung fu or wushu will discipline your son through form and instruction but there needs to be something to keep him interested or else he won't be interested in the sport. I recommend some kind of system of rewards or something. But also have him watch lots of kung fu movies and stuff to make him think "Oh yea i wanna be like that guy!" thats what happened to me :)
Reply:I disagree with parts of Oddeye and other posts.
I grew up without a father my whole life, by the time I was 13, my mom had no control over me whatsoever. I was getting into trouble and no male authority figure in my life.
I had quit soccer and all the other sports when we moved to a new neighboorhood/school district.
Mom asked me if I was interested in Karate. I said yes, and in my mind, I was going to learn how to fight. We had to sign a year contract, and money was really tight, so I had to commit to it for at least a year, 2-3 times a week. I could ride the bus to class after school. So we signed up for Kenpo Karate, and that's where my love of martial arts began. I unknowingly became more mature, more respectful, more confident and more disciplined in my life.
I eventually got into several other martial arts, joined the army, and eventually traveled to Korea and Japan. It was a life changing experience.
Also, it doesnt have to be Kung Fu, it can be any martial art, as long as the school promotes discipline. Some of the newer MMA schools are all about agression and fighting, and have dismissed the traditional ways of martial arts training.
I suggest you find a place close by and see if you can do some trial classes, see how he likes it. Also, make sure you privately talk to the head instructor about what you are hoping to gain from this experience. Make sure he thinks he can help.
Good luck.
James
Reply:When I was a kid I sawed up the rollers skates my folks bought me for christmas and made rooler skates with the wheels. 40 years later I own and run a millwork and cabinet shop. I learned some martial arts along the way, got in lots of fights and am now a confirmed pacifist. You only have linmited control over kids. Example is the best way to go, doing tings together is the way to teach dicipline, if you have it to teach.
Reply:Whatever the martial art it is the individual school that is important. Most of the arts teach self discipline, courtesy, respect, and academic achievement is encouraged. Try to find a school where the students are having fun as well as learning. There is nothing "magic" about one art verses the other in this regard. I may get some thumbs down for that, however I stand on my life experience.
Every one who does a sport whatever it is will hit a slump after some period of time. this is when a parent or friend needs to encourage and perhaps push a little to get them through the slump.
Most martial arts schools have a brief work out followed by some work on drills (boring part) followed by a game for the younger students. It is up to the individual instructor to make it interesting and fun. Therefore school shopping is important.
A good book for an overview of martial arts is found in the For Dummies books. Martial Arts for Dummies I think is the title.
I have had many parents come and sound exactly like you.
Most of the time we are successful with their children.
Please avoid paying a large enrollment fee or signing a long term contract. This is often the sign of a McDojo; a place to be avoided.
In what way does shaolin kung fu / non agressive help my 12 y/old rebel son to self decipline?
I've said this for a long time, so let's see if I get ignored yet again. The martial arts shouldn't be the first line of discipline in your child's life. You should be. Discipline always ALWAYS starts at home.
The people on the Internet have no idea about what kind of martial arts schools are in your area. There is no way any of us can give you an accurate picture of what other schools are doing. If you want to find out, then I suggest that you go find out by watching some classes at nearby dojos. This will take an investment of your time if you want to be successful.
But if your kid is a punk and a rebel, then being in the martial arts isn't going to help him. All that it will do is teach him how to beat people up.
Don't use the martial arts as a disciplinarian tool or else it's going to end up biting you in the butt. Good luck.
Reply:My 12 yr old daughter is studying for her jr black belt in tae kwon do. she is an A student. martial arts helps kids focus and train their bodies. The skills and disciplines learned can help with self defense and with learning to properly channel aggression. Interview the instructors to find out how they run the class and what they expect of the students outside of class. Martial arts students are not allowed to use their skills outside of class for anything other than self defense. If they slip up, they must tell the teacher and serve a punishment, such as 20 military-style pushups. Again, my daughter goes to TKD 3x/week, is an assistant instructor and a member of the sparring/forms teams that competes in the Northeast.
Good luck!
Reply:As someone who is active in shaolin kung fu, I will say that it is not the art, but the person who takes it that determines its effects. All schools are different, but your son will go through different stretching, kicking, and jumping exercises as well as learning basic forms. He will be able to graduate to using weapons (staff, etc) at some point. I have never become bored with it, but some students do merely because it does not interest them - the same for piano, football, jogging, or any hobby. A 12 year old might find it "cool" because some of the things you learn to do "look cool" and it succeeding increases self confidence. Using the art negatively is not allowed and generally punishable. It all depends on your son.
I suggest you research the schools in your area if he is interested, and see if they will let you either watch or try out a class or two before committing. Visit a few different types of martial arts and determine which style best fits him.
The most important thing you can do for your son is to find a hobby that you can support him in doing - martial arts or not. Hope this is helpful!
Reply:why are you trying to get him to forget about skateboarding???? do you think skateboarding is the problem??? honestly if you think skateboarding is the problem your dead wrong, like the first guy said you should be teaching him discipline
dont take away his hobbie or he will be even more rebellious,
also ITS CALLED GROUNDING HIM not just go to your room, i mean take his skateboard away for like a week he will never learn to not be rebellious if he doesnt learn that there will always be consequences for every wrong decision
Reply:What was said by Ay Bay Bay and Oddeye is right Martial Arts can help build self discipline but if you want him to learn Self Discipline first you must show him at home. Also Skateboarding might not be the reason for him being a rebel. It might be what he watches, who he hangs out with, with all due respect it might even be you and his farther. Rebelling comes from having no respect for authority and Martial Arts is not a quick fix answer it's sort of like applying a band-aid to a broken bone.
You need to teach him self-discipline at home and not hope Martial Arts will fix all your problems. If you want him to learn something with self discipline you could try Air Cadets or something like that and if he says "NO" then you say "to bad" and drag him along anyway. remember rebelling comes from having no respect for authority so you must show him to respect authority first yours at home then other people.
Reply:Shaolin kung fu or wushu will discipline your son through form and instruction but there needs to be something to keep him interested or else he won't be interested in the sport. I recommend some kind of system of rewards or something. But also have him watch lots of kung fu movies and stuff to make him think "Oh yea i wanna be like that guy!" thats what happened to me :)
Reply:I disagree with parts of Oddeye and other posts.
I grew up without a father my whole life, by the time I was 13, my mom had no control over me whatsoever. I was getting into trouble and no male authority figure in my life.
I had quit soccer and all the other sports when we moved to a new neighboorhood/school district.
Mom asked me if I was interested in Karate. I said yes, and in my mind, I was going to learn how to fight. We had to sign a year contract, and money was really tight, so I had to commit to it for at least a year, 2-3 times a week. I could ride the bus to class after school. So we signed up for Kenpo Karate, and that's where my love of martial arts began. I unknowingly became more mature, more respectful, more confident and more disciplined in my life.
I eventually got into several other martial arts, joined the army, and eventually traveled to Korea and Japan. It was a life changing experience.
Also, it doesnt have to be Kung Fu, it can be any martial art, as long as the school promotes discipline. Some of the newer MMA schools are all about agression and fighting, and have dismissed the traditional ways of martial arts training.
I suggest you find a place close by and see if you can do some trial classes, see how he likes it. Also, make sure you privately talk to the head instructor about what you are hoping to gain from this experience. Make sure he thinks he can help.
Good luck.
James
Reply:When I was a kid I sawed up the rollers skates my folks bought me for christmas and made rooler skates with the wheels. 40 years later I own and run a millwork and cabinet shop. I learned some martial arts along the way, got in lots of fights and am now a confirmed pacifist. You only have linmited control over kids. Example is the best way to go, doing tings together is the way to teach dicipline, if you have it to teach.
Reply:Whatever the martial art it is the individual school that is important. Most of the arts teach self discipline, courtesy, respect, and academic achievement is encouraged. Try to find a school where the students are having fun as well as learning. There is nothing "magic" about one art verses the other in this regard. I may get some thumbs down for that, however I stand on my life experience.
Every one who does a sport whatever it is will hit a slump after some period of time. this is when a parent or friend needs to encourage and perhaps push a little to get them through the slump.
Most martial arts schools have a brief work out followed by some work on drills (boring part) followed by a game for the younger students. It is up to the individual instructor to make it interesting and fun. Therefore school shopping is important.
A good book for an overview of martial arts is found in the For Dummies books. Martial Arts for Dummies I think is the title.
I have had many parents come and sound exactly like you.
Most of the time we are successful with their children.
Please avoid paying a large enrollment fee or signing a long term contract. This is often the sign of a McDojo; a place to be avoided.
Anyone played Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks?
I heard that the game was great! I want to play that game so bad!!
Anyone played Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks?
its a good game but better in co-op
Reply:it is a great game i recomend it for the playstation 2
Anyone played Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks?
its a good game but better in co-op
Reply:it is a great game i recomend it for the playstation 2
Where can i download shaolin soccer dubbed in french or english?
Rapidshare or any other links
please answer if you have an answer!!
10 points for the correct answer!
Where can i download shaolin soccer dubbed in french or english?
Dude, you can't. Support the artists and buy the DVD.
Reply:buy it on dvd limewire frostwire torrents http://torrentportal.com/details/1204885... and u can also google it..hope i helped
peach fruit
please answer if you have an answer!!
10 points for the correct answer!
Where can i download shaolin soccer dubbed in french or english?
Dude, you can't. Support the artists and buy the DVD.
Reply:buy it on dvd limewire frostwire torrents http://torrentportal.com/details/1204885... and u can also google it..hope i helped
peach fruit
X-Box - Mortal Combat: Shaolin Monks :- I can't beat Scorpian.?
well, can't you beat scorpian? what kind of question is that?
You could of asked 'I can't beat scorpian, how can i beat him?' - That would have been logical.
You could of asked 'I can't beat scorpian, how can i beat him?' - That would have been logical.
Has anyone ever read shaolin white crane?its a martial arts book.?
i'm reading it now and it's so cool!!!! when i'm done i should be able to rip the hind quarters off of a lion!
Has anyone ever read shaolin white crane?its a martial arts book.?
I hav'nt read it. But I recommend checking out "The Art of Shaolin Kung Fu", but Master Wong Kiew Kit.
Has anyone ever read shaolin white crane?its a martial arts book.?
I hav'nt read it. But I recommend checking out "The Art of Shaolin Kung Fu", but Master Wong Kiew Kit.
Where can i play Shaolin Soccer online?
i mean same power of kicking the football players in the game
Where can i play Shaolin Soccer online?
try
zapak.com
www.playforyourclub.com
www.freegames.ws/games/freeonlinegames...
www.nabiscoworld.com/Games/game.aspx?g...
for more open google and type- play soccer online
Bye man! Best Of Luck!
Reply:http://kotaku.com/gaming/pissing-beef-ba...
Reply:google
Where can i play Shaolin Soccer online?
try
zapak.com
www.playforyourclub.com
www.freegames.ws/games/freeonlinegames...
www.nabiscoworld.com/Games/game.aspx?g...
for more open google and type- play soccer online
Bye man! Best Of Luck!
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Reply:google
If a boxer, a shaolin monk, a ninja, and a roman gladiator were to fight in a battle royale, who wins?
This is a very entertaining question, I will do my best to answer it in all seriousness.
More than likely the Roman Gladiator would win, that is counting that it is a seasoned gladiator and not just a prisoner thrown in the cage for the first time.
The boxer would more than likely take out the monk, since the monk would peacefully object to this and has never truly utilized his techniques on another live person.
The ninja (who I am assuming is classic old school Shogunate era ninja who is seasoned) being put in the cage would put him at a serious disadvantage since the element of surprise is ruined, however since he is armed would probably beat the boxer.
The gladiator, already accustomed to weaponized fights to the death would then have little to no problem taking out the ninja who usually relies on stealth, and surprise to take out his victims and not so much one on one combat.
So the Gladiator wins due to experience in full out fights to the death with weapons.
If a boxer, a shaolin monk, a ninja, and a roman gladiator were to fight in a battle royale, who wins?
My guess would be the one that showed up late for the fight. Last one standing would be mighty tired by then.
Reply:The fight promoter.
Reply:Let's see....The boxer would be knocked out by the roman gladiator by who is using his shield.The shaolin monk would fight the roman gladiator till he is down with a staff.The ninja would throw some shurikens at the shaolin monk but the shaolin monk evade it.Ninja retreats and shoot poison or normal dart at the shaolin monk.Shaolin monk knocked out.
Reply:Gladiator
Reply:The roman gladiator.
As long as it was Russell Crowe.
"Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Reply:not the boxer cause he would think there was roumnds and the others would continue to fight
Reply:Shaolin Monk if it i David Carradine
Reply:the monk would have a sore *** because the others woulda well and truly f....d him,the gladiator woulda been waiting for russell crowe to tell him how to fight,the ninja would be still trying to figure out how to be invisible or how to fly,so that only leaves the boxer and he couldn't win either because he'd have to be an aussie and no aussie would get involved in such ****.oh well maybe if there was a beer involved somewhere.and the winner is don king cause he woulda promoted it,and he'd win anyway for best haircut.
Reply:this is pretty ******** stupid, but the gladiator would win as he is the only one armed and unless he is a retiarus which would only be armed with a net and trident, then again, take out the ninjer with the net (the only other armed opponent) and the other two don't have a chance against an armed opponent, especially one with a pole weapon that can create distance.
This would be an easy victory for a murmillo, secutor, thrace or other gladiator that came at all armored or with a sheild.
Reply:The question makes me laugh and I thank you for it.
Let me put in a few assumptions... the Gladiator is armed and is seasoned. The monk is from years ago before the first destruction of their home and the Ninja is one from old school Japan (or believe it or not China... rumored to be the origin but who can tell for sure). The boxer I'll assume is an experienced fighter. I would assume the ninja would immediately hang back and let the other fight. I'll assume the gladiator may or may not. The boxer and monk would fight and get killed by the weapon wielding gladiator or the Ninja hitting from a distance. The ninja would attack but the gladiator would anticipate it and that would be the end of the Ninja.
Just my thoughts... Best of luck.
Reply:The boxer would die in the first few seconds. poor guy doesn't have a weapon.
I would probably go with the ninja, just because of the three he is the only one who has both a ranged weapon and a melee weapon as part of his normal armament. The gladiator would have a fair chance too. Shields were used for thousands of years for a reason.
Reply:Holy cow!!!!! this is such a video game fantasy.
This is an odd mix of fighters.
The boxer will be outclassed by those with weapons.
The monk would not fight.
The ninja would not know what to do with out the element of surprise, darkness and deception.
I think the gladiator would win.
Reply:Wow, talk about a fun question! Since no type of gladiator was mentioned then I’ll throw in one of my personal favs and that would be the Secutores (shield, gladius and the usual armor as the murmillo). It’s pretty obvious who would win between the whole group and that would be the gladiator. Boxer wouldn’t stand a chance due to being unarmed. The monk would be armed, as would the ninja, at the same time, they lack the necessary defense that armor would allow, and I know all about the benefit of armor. LOL I would also have to say that the ninja and monk would probably go for tag teaming the gladiator first due to the menacing aura of the gladiator who would be ‘feeling’ out his opponents allowing them to make the first move. With that being said, the ninja and monk would be skillfully hacked into little iddy-biddy pieces just after their own arsenal of weapons were rendered useless.
Reply:Gladiator %26amp; probably the Ninja have the advantage of carrting weapons. Without weapons, the monk would win easily. If the Ninja has projectile weapons he propably wins.
Reply:Only the smartest, most focused and skilled of all the competitors will survive victorious.
Reply:None of them. The monk would talk them all into living peacefully. ;-)
Amitoufo!
Reply:The Shaolin Monk because he's level of concentration is higher and actually can absorb the strength of the aggressor to use it.
Reply:i do not know but if they get to use their weapons i would love to see that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:i will give you a hundred bucks to stop asking these stupid questions
wallflower
More than likely the Roman Gladiator would win, that is counting that it is a seasoned gladiator and not just a prisoner thrown in the cage for the first time.
The boxer would more than likely take out the monk, since the monk would peacefully object to this and has never truly utilized his techniques on another live person.
The ninja (who I am assuming is classic old school Shogunate era ninja who is seasoned) being put in the cage would put him at a serious disadvantage since the element of surprise is ruined, however since he is armed would probably beat the boxer.
The gladiator, already accustomed to weaponized fights to the death would then have little to no problem taking out the ninja who usually relies on stealth, and surprise to take out his victims and not so much one on one combat.
So the Gladiator wins due to experience in full out fights to the death with weapons.
If a boxer, a shaolin monk, a ninja, and a roman gladiator were to fight in a battle royale, who wins?
My guess would be the one that showed up late for the fight. Last one standing would be mighty tired by then.
Reply:The fight promoter.
Reply:Let's see....The boxer would be knocked out by the roman gladiator by who is using his shield.The shaolin monk would fight the roman gladiator till he is down with a staff.The ninja would throw some shurikens at the shaolin monk but the shaolin monk evade it.Ninja retreats and shoot poison or normal dart at the shaolin monk.Shaolin monk knocked out.
Reply:Gladiator
Reply:The roman gladiator.
As long as it was Russell Crowe.
"Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Reply:not the boxer cause he would think there was roumnds and the others would continue to fight
Reply:Shaolin Monk if it i David Carradine
Reply:the monk would have a sore *** because the others woulda well and truly f....d him,the gladiator woulda been waiting for russell crowe to tell him how to fight,the ninja would be still trying to figure out how to be invisible or how to fly,so that only leaves the boxer and he couldn't win either because he'd have to be an aussie and no aussie would get involved in such ****.oh well maybe if there was a beer involved somewhere.and the winner is don king cause he woulda promoted it,and he'd win anyway for best haircut.
Reply:this is pretty ******** stupid, but the gladiator would win as he is the only one armed and unless he is a retiarus which would only be armed with a net and trident, then again, take out the ninjer with the net (the only other armed opponent) and the other two don't have a chance against an armed opponent, especially one with a pole weapon that can create distance.
This would be an easy victory for a murmillo, secutor, thrace or other gladiator that came at all armored or with a sheild.
Reply:The question makes me laugh and I thank you for it.
Let me put in a few assumptions... the Gladiator is armed and is seasoned. The monk is from years ago before the first destruction of their home and the Ninja is one from old school Japan (or believe it or not China... rumored to be the origin but who can tell for sure). The boxer I'll assume is an experienced fighter. I would assume the ninja would immediately hang back and let the other fight. I'll assume the gladiator may or may not. The boxer and monk would fight and get killed by the weapon wielding gladiator or the Ninja hitting from a distance. The ninja would attack but the gladiator would anticipate it and that would be the end of the Ninja.
Just my thoughts... Best of luck.
Reply:The boxer would die in the first few seconds. poor guy doesn't have a weapon.
I would probably go with the ninja, just because of the three he is the only one who has both a ranged weapon and a melee weapon as part of his normal armament. The gladiator would have a fair chance too. Shields were used for thousands of years for a reason.
Reply:Holy cow!!!!! this is such a video game fantasy.
This is an odd mix of fighters.
The boxer will be outclassed by those with weapons.
The monk would not fight.
The ninja would not know what to do with out the element of surprise, darkness and deception.
I think the gladiator would win.
Reply:Wow, talk about a fun question! Since no type of gladiator was mentioned then I’ll throw in one of my personal favs and that would be the Secutores (shield, gladius and the usual armor as the murmillo). It’s pretty obvious who would win between the whole group and that would be the gladiator. Boxer wouldn’t stand a chance due to being unarmed. The monk would be armed, as would the ninja, at the same time, they lack the necessary defense that armor would allow, and I know all about the benefit of armor. LOL I would also have to say that the ninja and monk would probably go for tag teaming the gladiator first due to the menacing aura of the gladiator who would be ‘feeling’ out his opponents allowing them to make the first move. With that being said, the ninja and monk would be skillfully hacked into little iddy-biddy pieces just after their own arsenal of weapons were rendered useless.
Reply:Gladiator %26amp; probably the Ninja have the advantage of carrting weapons. Without weapons, the monk would win easily. If the Ninja has projectile weapons he propably wins.
Reply:Only the smartest, most focused and skilled of all the competitors will survive victorious.
Reply:None of them. The monk would talk them all into living peacefully. ;-)
Amitoufo!
Reply:The Shaolin Monk because he's level of concentration is higher and actually can absorb the strength of the aggressor to use it.
Reply:i do not know but if they get to use their weapons i would love to see that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:i will give you a hundred bucks to stop asking these stupid questions
wallflower
Best book to learn shaolin kung fu?
There were many types of gung fu (kung fu) taught in Shaolin Temples, these include (but are not limited to): Crane, Tiger, Snake, Northern Praying Mantis, Dragon, White Eyebrow, Wing Chun and Southern Praying Mantis.
Each of the systems taught have sub-systems, i.e.: Shaolin White Crane, Black Crane, Tibetan White Crane and Fukien Shaolin White Crane. There are many styles and, therefore, texts on shaolin gung fu. Which text you buy depends on what you want it for. If you want a basic history and description of each of the shaolin styles, I recommend you look at "The Shaolin Grandmasters' Text'.
If you seek a text which will teach you how to use shaolin gung fu for combat, I highly recommend that you reconsider. As has been the response to many other people who have asked if martial arts can by learnt using a book, martial texts are a good supplement to training in martial arts, but they are not a substitute for good hand-on training with a qualified instructor. It is dangerous to try and use a method learnt in a book in real life self-defence situations. If you are not looking to teach yourself using a book, then disregard this paragraph, I just thought that it should be said if your intention is to teach yourself. Good luck.
Best book to learn shaolin kung fu?
Try this book to start out with.
The Shaolin Workout :
28 Days to Transforming Your Body and Soul the Warrior's Way
Each of the systems taught have sub-systems, i.e.: Shaolin White Crane, Black Crane, Tibetan White Crane and Fukien Shaolin White Crane. There are many styles and, therefore, texts on shaolin gung fu. Which text you buy depends on what you want it for. If you want a basic history and description of each of the shaolin styles, I recommend you look at "The Shaolin Grandmasters' Text'.
If you seek a text which will teach you how to use shaolin gung fu for combat, I highly recommend that you reconsider. As has been the response to many other people who have asked if martial arts can by learnt using a book, martial texts are a good supplement to training in martial arts, but they are not a substitute for good hand-on training with a qualified instructor. It is dangerous to try and use a method learnt in a book in real life self-defence situations. If you are not looking to teach yourself using a book, then disregard this paragraph, I just thought that it should be said if your intention is to teach yourself. Good luck.
Best book to learn shaolin kung fu?
Try this book to start out with.
The Shaolin Workout :
28 Days to Transforming Your Body and Soul the Warrior's Way
I like to know shaolin kun fu center in india in chennai?
WOw you actually know karate in india wow i dont know
because i live in usa
because i live in usa
Where can i find shaolin soccer the movie online to watch?
the soccer movie with kung fu and stuff like that in it
Where can i find shaolin soccer the movie online to watch?
ovguide.com
Reply:Excellent movie! Really worth watching. However, it seems to me that if you want to watch good movies, you ought to pay for them, so everyone involved can keep making them. You might be able to find a copy to borrow at a local public library.
Where can i find shaolin soccer the movie online to watch?
ovguide.com
Reply:Excellent movie! Really worth watching. However, it seems to me that if you want to watch good movies, you ought to pay for them, so everyone involved can keep making them. You might be able to find a copy to borrow at a local public library.
What colour uniform do shaolin monk students wear when joining a school?
As far as I can remember in Shaolin Gung Fu, the beginner student wears an orange uniform, and the Master wears a yellow uniform.
What colour uniform do shaolin monk students wear when joining a school?
Orange the same uniform as the rest
Reply:light brown
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What colour uniform do shaolin monk students wear when joining a school?
Orange the same uniform as the rest
Reply:light brown
Furniture
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Where do they teach shaolin kung fu in chennai?specially in and around adyar?
i want to join kung fu for a long time.I tried searching throughout net but could not find one.Any body who knows the address of such school or academy please reply me or mail me.
Where do they teach shaolin kung fu in chennai?specially in and around adyar?
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Reply:You'd think in India there would be such resources. Search All type of Kung Fu and martial Arts in india and your area. I'm sure you will find a Kwoon to join.
Peace, and Much Respect,
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Reply:You'd think in India there would be such resources. Search All type of Kung Fu and martial Arts in india and your area. I'm sure you will find a Kwoon to join.
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PS2 HELP mortal kombat shaolin monks?
How do i get the wall climb ability, the swing ability and the double jump ability...im at the spot where i am going to go to reptiles lair the big snake head in the living forest... im not sure if i should already have these abilities or what.
PS2 HELP mortal kombat shaolin monks?
You get the Wall Climb Ability right after you fight Reptile!
The Double Jump Ability is gained right after you defeat Goro in the Wastelands...then after that, Raiden tells you to gothrough a portal and there you will gain access to the Deadpool. You must throw enemies up onto the chains in that room to unlock the Swing Ability. Glad to help you. Best wishes! Oh check this site to guide you if my answer was not good enough!:)
Reply:u wall climb by wall climbing ofcourse.
glad to help u alice i know ull make my asnwer the best %26gt;.o
Reply:I allways just press anything before I try the starting of the game in the practice area
Reply:You go to the place where you do this thing to get the thing. It's simple!
PS2 HELP mortal kombat shaolin monks?
You get the Wall Climb Ability right after you fight Reptile!
The Double Jump Ability is gained right after you defeat Goro in the Wastelands...then after that, Raiden tells you to gothrough a portal and there you will gain access to the Deadpool. You must throw enemies up onto the chains in that room to unlock the Swing Ability. Glad to help you. Best wishes! Oh check this site to guide you if my answer was not good enough!:)
Reply:u wall climb by wall climbing ofcourse.
glad to help u alice i know ull make my asnwer the best %26gt;.o
Reply:I allways just press anything before I try the starting of the game in the practice area
Reply:You go to the place where you do this thing to get the thing. It's simple!
Anyone heard of any shaolin boxer that went for MMA competitions?
Actually there was a shaolin master who was 200-0 who fought some mma guy. The video is online somewhere. google it....but anyways the mma guy punched him the face and kicked him in the face. It dropped the shaolin master and hurt him very bad...
Anyone heard of any shaolin boxer that went for MMA competitions?
Nope, they would get raped really hard!
Reply:LOL!!!
Wait, Wait... I have the answer....
Shaolin boxers don't feel the need to belittle themselves to enter a competetion, they only seek to better themselves. Besides the fact that many of thier moves are considered illegal, and would permanently damage their opponents, possibly kill them.
LOL!!!!
Wait... (I heard Diego Sanchez studies Shaolin boxing, he uses it when he is gathering energy from thunderstorms)
MWAH HA HA HA!
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Anyone heard of any shaolin boxer that went for MMA competitions?
Nope, they would get raped really hard!
Reply:LOL!!!
Wait, Wait... I have the answer....
Shaolin boxers don't feel the need to belittle themselves to enter a competetion, they only seek to better themselves. Besides the fact that many of thier moves are considered illegal, and would permanently damage their opponents, possibly kill them.
LOL!!!!
Wait... (I heard Diego Sanchez studies Shaolin boxing, he uses it when he is gathering energy from thunderstorms)
MWAH HA HA HA!
cotton tree
Why do the old shaolin monks have such long eyebrows?
They didn't. They were normal people. The movie industry created an archetype character that included long facial hair that was symbolic of age and wisdom...the longer you are here the more skilled and wiser you are. This was copied by many other film makers and now you see it everywhere and it is a very recognizable character.
Why do the old shaolin monks have such long eyebrows?
so they can trip people up if they are too tired too fight
Reply:this is a tradition
Reply:because they do not have them cut otherwise you would not have a question.
Reply:Dramatic emphasis..
I think you watched a few to many kung fu films.
Shaolin monk basically shave their entire bodys ritually on a daily basis.
Reply:They are not eyebrows. They are highly trained killer caterpillars known for their stealth and cunning
Reply:they dont have any beauty salons in that party of the world
Reply:That is a part of movies. I know Shaolin monks actually shave their heads ritualistically and regularly, they might even shave their eyebrows, because I've seen this done before too.
Reply:Where did you see them having long eyebrows? Is it in the movies? If you really wnat to know you can watch Henan TV channels, Shaolin temple is there.
Reply:I'm not any kind of monk but I have hair growing out of ever fold on my head and less on my head so guess it must be an age thing (?)
Stereotypes think they are funny
Reply:All the better to whup yo @ss with my dear. They also plait them and put beads in when they're in a funkey mood.
Reply:it is very cold where they train ,high up in the mountains and it helps keep them warm.
Reply:Mikenanda is right.
Has anyone in the forum seen or know someone who has seen anyone with eyebrows that long?
How often does anyone here have to trim their eyebrows before they reach their cheeks?
Come on people, think logically.
Reply:So they stand a chance against Chuck Norri's beard.
Reply:So they can use their Chi and the crumbs of bread they have hidden there to defend themself
Seriusly but, Pie Mei is originaly from the Movie "executioners of shaolin", great movie by the way, and shows a glimps of Bruce Lee's philosophy on martial arts, anyway, Pie Mei isnt really a shaolin monk, he is just some other monk/kung fu guy and all the shaolin monks in the movie are regular bold monks looking, check the movie out if you have the chance
Reply:Because they practise BUSH-IDO.
Reply:Age my friend. Irs unlucky to cut them. Its an insult for someone to shave their eyebrows.
Reply:Because they are old... My uncle is in his seventies, has never trained in MA and his eyebrows are huge. Being a monk has nothing to do with the size of your eyebrows.
Reply:Because they look better than the bushes that elderly white men grow form their ears and noses
Why do the old shaolin monks have such long eyebrows?
so they can trip people up if they are too tired too fight
Reply:this is a tradition
Reply:because they do not have them cut otherwise you would not have a question.
Reply:Dramatic emphasis..
I think you watched a few to many kung fu films.
Shaolin monk basically shave their entire bodys ritually on a daily basis.
Reply:They are not eyebrows. They are highly trained killer caterpillars known for their stealth and cunning
Reply:they dont have any beauty salons in that party of the world
Reply:That is a part of movies. I know Shaolin monks actually shave their heads ritualistically and regularly, they might even shave their eyebrows, because I've seen this done before too.
Reply:Where did you see them having long eyebrows? Is it in the movies? If you really wnat to know you can watch Henan TV channels, Shaolin temple is there.
Reply:I'm not any kind of monk but I have hair growing out of ever fold on my head and less on my head so guess it must be an age thing (?)
Stereotypes think they are funny
Reply:All the better to whup yo @ss with my dear. They also plait them and put beads in when they're in a funkey mood.
Reply:it is very cold where they train ,high up in the mountains and it helps keep them warm.
Reply:Mikenanda is right.
Has anyone in the forum seen or know someone who has seen anyone with eyebrows that long?
How often does anyone here have to trim their eyebrows before they reach their cheeks?
Come on people, think logically.
Reply:So they stand a chance against Chuck Norri's beard.
Reply:So they can use their Chi and the crumbs of bread they have hidden there to defend themself
Seriusly but, Pie Mei is originaly from the Movie "executioners of shaolin", great movie by the way, and shows a glimps of Bruce Lee's philosophy on martial arts, anyway, Pie Mei isnt really a shaolin monk, he is just some other monk/kung fu guy and all the shaolin monks in the movie are regular bold monks looking, check the movie out if you have the chance
Reply:Because they practise BUSH-IDO.
Reply:Age my friend. Irs unlucky to cut them. Its an insult for someone to shave their eyebrows.
Reply:Because they are old... My uncle is in his seventies, has never trained in MA and his eyebrows are huge. Being a monk has nothing to do with the size of your eyebrows.
Reply:Because they look better than the bushes that elderly white men grow form their ears and noses
Where i can find "shaolin soccer" full movie to download free?
juz buy it man...!!
Where i can find "shaolin soccer" full movie to download free?
Darn I loved that movie... Better get their other movie aswell I just forgot what title it is, but same actors much funnier..
Reply:The best place to get movies from is from Ares.
Reply:great movie buddy..............................
u a goint to exercise all ur laughing muscles while watching this movie..........................
great movie.........go enjoy........
Where i can find "shaolin soccer" full movie to download free?
Darn I loved that movie... Better get their other movie aswell I just forgot what title it is, but same actors much funnier..
Reply:The best place to get movies from is from Ares.
Reply:great movie buddy..............................
u a goint to exercise all ur laughing muscles while watching this movie..........................
great movie.........go enjoy........
What is the training Shaolin Monks go through?
The monks of Shaolin mountain go through about 10 hours of training every day from around the time they are 5 or 6 years old. The start the day with a run to the top of the mountain, followed by a crawl back down (hands and feet only). They then have breakfast. They then have about three hours of forms and basics, followed by specialised training for the rest of the day.
Specialised training include:
* The "thimble fill", where the monk is suspended upside down, and has to empty a large bucket into another suspended above him using only a small cup about the size of a thimble. If he spills, the bucket is refilled and they start over.
* Head pounding, where the monk is held and his head pounded into progressively harder surfaces for an hour or so. This is to strengthen the neck and harden the head.
* The bowl suspend, where the monk stands in a wide straddle. Saucers of water are then placed on his upper legs, hands, on top of his head and on his upper arms. He must remain in this position for upwards of an hour without spilling.
There are a bunch of other exercises these guys do that make one cringe just thinking about it. Unfortunately the image of them in the west is that of a novelty, but they are some of the best trained people in the world, and I find it sad that many don't recognise this.
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What is the training Shaolin Monks go through?
probably not nearly as grueling as what jack la laine does in one day- and he is 90.
Not to **** on the stage performers who must be in good shape to do thier tricks and acrobatics, but la laine is just insanely in better shape.
Reply:If you are looking for something that you can do yourself. I trained with someone who did some training there. And the main exercise he got me to do was to stand like you are sitting in a chair, only there is no chair, and sit up straight.
It is really hard on the legs and the only way you can do it (he used to do it for 1 hour) is to use your chi. To use your chi you concentrate on the lower belly, and feel the tingling spread into the rest of the body.
Specialised training include:
* The "thimble fill", where the monk is suspended upside down, and has to empty a large bucket into another suspended above him using only a small cup about the size of a thimble. If he spills, the bucket is refilled and they start over.
* Head pounding, where the monk is held and his head pounded into progressively harder surfaces for an hour or so. This is to strengthen the neck and harden the head.
* The bowl suspend, where the monk stands in a wide straddle. Saucers of water are then placed on his upper legs, hands, on top of his head and on his upper arms. He must remain in this position for upwards of an hour without spilling.
There are a bunch of other exercises these guys do that make one cringe just thinking about it. Unfortunately the image of them in the west is that of a novelty, but they are some of the best trained people in the world, and I find it sad that many don't recognise this.
*
What is the training Shaolin Monks go through?
probably not nearly as grueling as what jack la laine does in one day- and he is 90.
Not to **** on the stage performers who must be in good shape to do thier tricks and acrobatics, but la laine is just insanely in better shape.
Reply:If you are looking for something that you can do yourself. I trained with someone who did some training there. And the main exercise he got me to do was to stand like you are sitting in a chair, only there is no chair, and sit up straight.
It is really hard on the legs and the only way you can do it (he used to do it for 1 hour) is to use your chi. To use your chi you concentrate on the lower belly, and feel the tingling spread into the rest of the body.
What are some acrobatic Shaolin ways to get off the ground?
If your on your back what are some cool acrobatic ways to get back on your feet.
What are some acrobatic Shaolin ways to get off the ground?
stand up?
Reply:You put your right foot out, you put your left foot out... you put your right hand down, and you get the hell up.... you do the hokie pokie.... ohhh sorry..... but thats what its all about....
Reply:Kip Up
Helicopter
Reply:I'm fond of the backwards pop up. Basicly you use the momentum of falling to kick off the ground like a normal pop up but instead you turn over and shoot back giving you room. There are some other more practical ones but I couldnt explain it over the internet.
Reply:Fart. And I mean Reeaaaalllly Fart.
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What are some acrobatic Shaolin ways to get off the ground?
stand up?
Reply:You put your right foot out, you put your left foot out... you put your right hand down, and you get the hell up.... you do the hokie pokie.... ohhh sorry..... but thats what its all about....
Reply:Kip Up
Helicopter
Reply:I'm fond of the backwards pop up. Basicly you use the momentum of falling to kick off the ground like a normal pop up but instead you turn over and shoot back giving you room. There are some other more practical ones but I couldnt explain it over the internet.
Reply:Fart. And I mean Reeaaaalllly Fart.
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I want to download shaolin soccer opening theme's mp3. Does anyone know about this, that i can download?
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Chinese martial artist from shaolin temple VS japanese samurai..wich is the winner?
All depends on what form of combat. If you are talking weapons, well I think that a Katana will cut right through a Kung Fu Broadsword. However, with hand to hand, while both practiced it, I believe the Shaolin monks would win.
Chinese martial artist from shaolin temple VS japanese samurai..wich is the winner?
Godzilla would kick both their a$$'s!
Chinese martial artist from shaolin temple VS japanese samurai..wich is the winner?
Godzilla would kick both their a$$'s!
Does anyone know when shaolin soccer is goin to come on again on spike tv?
Having trouble sleeping, are you. That movie makes me fall asleep too.
When is Mortal Kombat Shaolin monks beeing release in North America for the gamecube console?
It will only be released for the XBOX and PS2. :(
When is Mortal Kombat Shaolin monks beeing release in North America for the gamecube console?
why would you not of picked that as your best answer? Its been 3 dang months?
In comes Joe Nathan in the 9th...... He's got a one run lead. He's trying to close this one out!!!!!!!
lilycare
When is Mortal Kombat Shaolin monks beeing release in North America for the gamecube console?
why would you not of picked that as your best answer? Its been 3 dang months?
In comes Joe Nathan in the 9th...... He's got a one run lead. He's trying to close this one out!!!!!!!
lilycare
Why did the Shaolin Monks get so angry?
I know my grandma kicked some serious rice over there, but why did they get so angry about a Japanese guy who said a ninja beat them up?
Why did the Shaolin Monks get so angry?
ninja, please
Reply:Mostly because there is a pretty serious rift between the two groups.
Also, probably because the Japanese "ninja" claim is false.
Why did the Shaolin Monks get so angry?
ninja, please
Reply:Mostly because there is a pretty serious rift between the two groups.
Also, probably because the Japanese "ninja" claim is false.
In mortal kombat shaolin monks at the soul tomb how do you open the door that is locked by a torture device?
You got to follow one of the rooms and go up the stairs. The ceiling fan thing can be destroyed by throwing your enemies on it. Climb on it and follow the secret path to a room where you just stand in the middle of a circle (I can't remeber it thats what you do) It then drops a sword near the door which you use to open the door.
In mortal kombat shaolin monks at the soul tomb how do you open the door that is locked by a torture device?
It is a large cauldron. It can be lifted and shifted out of the way by grasping it with both arms and close to the body. Two protrusions, (handles?) are situated one on each side. They are at height thats forces the person to contact them with his inner forearms. The handles are red hot, and the lifter is branded whilst lifting the cauldron. Each brand is a represntataion of the Shaolin order.
Dan the Answers-Man.
I successfully grasped it the wrong way and can only show one brand by dropping my drawers. It's soooooo!!! embarrasing.
I didnot describe a ritual from any mere game. I describe the ritual depicted in the television show, Kung Fu. starring David Carradine (a.k.a. Agent Grasshopper"),successfully passed the required ordeal and was duly, %26amp; heroically entered onto the membership rolls of the screen actor's guild.
Reply:ha ha i beat the game but u have to figure it out on your own like i did
flower
In mortal kombat shaolin monks at the soul tomb how do you open the door that is locked by a torture device?
It is a large cauldron. It can be lifted and shifted out of the way by grasping it with both arms and close to the body. Two protrusions, (handles?) are situated one on each side. They are at height thats forces the person to contact them with his inner forearms. The handles are red hot, and the lifter is branded whilst lifting the cauldron. Each brand is a represntataion of the Shaolin order.
Dan the Answers-Man.
I successfully grasped it the wrong way and can only show one brand by dropping my drawers. It's soooooo!!! embarrasing.
I didnot describe a ritual from any mere game. I describe the ritual depicted in the television show, Kung Fu. starring David Carradine (a.k.a. Agent Grasshopper"),successfully passed the required ordeal and was duly, %26amp; heroically entered onto the membership rolls of the screen actor's guild.
Reply:ha ha i beat the game but u have to figure it out on your own like i did
flower
On Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks it says i need three hints to fight reptile. Has anyone found the three hints?
If you have can you tell me where they are?
On Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks it says i need three hints to fight reptile. Has anyone found the three hints?
The three hints are given to you are when you lob an enemy in to a living tree, it eats the enemy and you get a hint
On Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks it says i need three hints to fight reptile. Has anyone found the three hints?
The three hints are given to you are when you lob an enemy in to a living tree, it eats the enemy and you get a hint
On Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks how do you beat Baraka on the part when you have the 2 swords?
The game says to impale him, but I cant figure out what to do!!!
On Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks how do you beat Baraka on the part when you have the 2 swords?
You know how you can throw a weapon to just get rid of it. Well all you have to do is throw the sword at Baraka, then beat the living **** out of him till the sword breaks. Then later all you have to do is when you clash swords, when you win that throw your sword at him again and beat the **** out of him till you win.
On Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks how do you beat Baraka on the part when you have the 2 swords?
You know how you can throw a weapon to just get rid of it. Well all you have to do is throw the sword at Baraka, then beat the living **** out of him till the sword breaks. Then later all you have to do is when you clash swords, when you win that throw your sword at him again and beat the **** out of him till you win.
Are there any Shaolin training facilties in S.E. Michigan?
no there are few shcools claming to trian that but the the only true trianing is from the shaolin munks
Are there any Shaolin training facilties in S.E. Michigan?
Nope, you 'll have to learn from the monks.
Are there any Shaolin training facilties in S.E. Michigan?
Nope, you 'll have to learn from the monks.
Which is good? Shaolin Soccer or Kung Fu Hustle?
Both are really great but if I had to pick it would be Kung Fu Hustle.No matter how many times I watch it I laugh myself almost silly.Also the fighting scenes are awesome to watch.
Which is good? Shaolin Soccer or Kung Fu Hustle?
both are funny as hell.
Reply:Having watched both. I find Shaolin soccer light and entertaining. Kung Fu Hustle seem to be made with an intention for the western audience, thus the heavier investment in visual effects.
As a personal preference, its Shaolin Soccer for me.
But which is good, both i would say.
Reply:SHAOLIN SOCCER ROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.................
Reply:Shaolin Soccer is much better, the other film really dissappointed me to be honest :o)
Reply:I don`t like any of them .
Reply:I prefer Kung Fu Hustle though Shaolin Soccer is funny too
Reply:Shaolin Soccer
Reply:both are funny!
but i think shaolin soccer is funnier than kung fu hustle
Reply:both!
Which is good? Shaolin Soccer or Kung Fu Hustle?
both are funny as hell.
Reply:Having watched both. I find Shaolin soccer light and entertaining. Kung Fu Hustle seem to be made with an intention for the western audience, thus the heavier investment in visual effects.
As a personal preference, its Shaolin Soccer for me.
But which is good, both i would say.
Reply:SHAOLIN SOCCER ROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.................
Reply:Shaolin Soccer is much better, the other film really dissappointed me to be honest :o)
Reply:I don`t like any of them .
Reply:I prefer Kung Fu Hustle though Shaolin Soccer is funny too
Reply:Shaolin Soccer
Reply:both are funny!
but i think shaolin soccer is funnier than kung fu hustle
Reply:both!
Are there any shaolin kung-fu martial arts acadamy in hyderabad?
here's the link: http://www.shaolin-do.com/schools/
Tai chi or shaolin kungfu?
which one is more powerful
Tai chi or shaolin kungfu?
Apparently the popular misconception that Tai Chi Chuan is simply an exercise or only for meditation runs rampant in the martial arts section of Answers too! How disheartening!
Tai Chi Chuan is roughly translated to "Supreme Ultimate Fist" and is actually a rather devastating martial art when sped up to real time or actual application. There are several reasons as to why it is practiced slowly, among them:
a) Tai Chi Chuan has no basics (such as external martial arts where one can do punching or kicking drills, etc.),
b) Tai Chi Chuan is considered moving meditation, and
c) health benefits of Tai Chi Chuan were realized when practiced slowly, such as massaging the internal organs and, if you believe in this sort of thing, allowing chi to flow freely by eliminating any blockages that occur in meridians in the body.
Beyond this, Tai Chi Chuan has different lineages such as Yang, Wu, old Wu, Sun, and Chen - all of which have noticible differences. For reference, though, most practice Yang (that's what you see the old folks doing in the park).
"Kung Fu" is a general term that essentially means "to work hard" and is a blanket term that covers all Chinese martial arts. This being the case, Tai Chi Chuan is kung fu! It is not Shaolin in origin, however, as Shaolin is based in the Hunan province and follows Buddhist teachings whereas Tai Chi Chuan likely began in Wudang and follows Taoist scriptures.
To ask which is more powerful is to ask which religion is best. You can ask a hundred different people and get a hundred different answers. One can't honestly answer your question.
Reply:I just wanted to say thanks for all the votes! This is the largest turn out I've seen. Thanks again, and I hope I helped! Report It
Reply:kung fu....tai chi is done slowly and calmer
Reply:kung fu if you want to be more about your body
Tai Chi if you want it to be more about your mind
They are both good.
I like kung fu myself :)
Reply:Wing Chun.
Reply:tai chi is more of an exercise for balancing the mind and body
Reply:There are hundreds of styles of Kung Fu. Shaolin is not a style, at the Shaolin temple they teach styles such as Tiger Claw etc.
Also Tai Chi is very dissimilar to Kung Fu. Kung Fu is about combat, while Tai Chi is more focused on slow meditative movements. Take a look at many styles of Kung Fu before you decide they are very different from one another
Reply:These are two totally different styles.
Tai chi is something like yoga or pilates. You would take this for flexibility, to relieve stress and for inner harmony.
Shaolin kunfu is a martial art geared to self defense. You would take this to learn to defend your self and develop physical stamina.
It sounds like from your question that you want to study a powerful art. Check out Okinawan Japaneses styles, Muay thai, Brazilian Jiu-jitzu, escrima and tang soo do.
Reply:shaolin kungfu is more powerful
Reply:thi chi is not slow its medium speed i would say and its better the shaolin watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP2D1xGBZ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEQNsKzr...
Reply:Shaolin is external martial arts, while Tai Chi is one of the internal martial arts, that's really how they were first divided into the two main categories of Chinese martial arts.
I think, in terms of "power" attainable in a shorter period of time, it should be Shaolin kungfu though the potentials of the power that Taichi can bring seems unlimited but probaby will take upto many years to reap the fruit and requires a very good understanding of Taichi. Taichi is about training the "softness", and heightened sensitivity of every muscle in your body, this is the reason why it's often practiced slowly, so you're aware of what's going on. There are different families of Taichi each having their own unique characteristics. If you understand the essence of Taichi and are able to apply it in normal speed, Taichi can indeed be a devastating artform. The only few times how the late Karate legend Mas Oyama, had ever lost in any martial art matches in his lifetime was against an old man who was a lifetime practitioner of Taichi (so if you ever heard rumors like 80 year old man who practices Taichi can still fight it's not a myth, it is real).
Taichi, and other Chinese internal arts are really trying to harness this thing called "neijing" (internal power).
Shaolin monks don't just train physically (externally) but qiqong (internal practices) are considered essential and is incorporated into their regular training as well.
Reply:man... what an awesome question.
remember, slower and calmer doesn't mean less power, often it means more. Actually both schools are related, so I would have to call it close... but Shaolin in the end becasue it is focused more on striking
Reply:Kung Fu is the obvious answer, as it was developed as a fighting art. But, no style really has any power. The practitioner matters much more than the style, and this applies across the board.
Reply:The power comes from the details of the technique, not the style one studies. The term "more powerful" is often misunderstood. Kung fu is taught as an external style. I learned my blocks, strikes, throws, etc. first. I was taught stance and walking drills. I was taught with the intent of self defense. As I continued to train, I improved(a little) and noticed my kicks were better, my punched had more penetration even though my physical strength had stayed about the same. I became more powerful because I had a better understanding of the technique.
Then, in attempt to understand technique better still, I began with tai chi. The detail towards body position, and the forced slow pace opened my eyes to everything I had missed in kung fu. Tai Chi is a fighting art and a very effective one. The misconception that it a balance exercise comes from the lack of qualified instructors. If you only learn " tai chi like exercises" that is all they will be. Because the details of the movements are lost, the power of the technique is lost aswell.
I cannot agree with Steel enough, the practitioner will develop the power in time. There is no best style, no magic bullet and no way short of hours and hours of practice to better.
Tai chi or shaolin kungfu?
Apparently the popular misconception that Tai Chi Chuan is simply an exercise or only for meditation runs rampant in the martial arts section of Answers too! How disheartening!
Tai Chi Chuan is roughly translated to "Supreme Ultimate Fist" and is actually a rather devastating martial art when sped up to real time or actual application. There are several reasons as to why it is practiced slowly, among them:
a) Tai Chi Chuan has no basics (such as external martial arts where one can do punching or kicking drills, etc.),
b) Tai Chi Chuan is considered moving meditation, and
c) health benefits of Tai Chi Chuan were realized when practiced slowly, such as massaging the internal organs and, if you believe in this sort of thing, allowing chi to flow freely by eliminating any blockages that occur in meridians in the body.
Beyond this, Tai Chi Chuan has different lineages such as Yang, Wu, old Wu, Sun, and Chen - all of which have noticible differences. For reference, though, most practice Yang (that's what you see the old folks doing in the park).
"Kung Fu" is a general term that essentially means "to work hard" and is a blanket term that covers all Chinese martial arts. This being the case, Tai Chi Chuan is kung fu! It is not Shaolin in origin, however, as Shaolin is based in the Hunan province and follows Buddhist teachings whereas Tai Chi Chuan likely began in Wudang and follows Taoist scriptures.
To ask which is more powerful is to ask which religion is best. You can ask a hundred different people and get a hundred different answers. One can't honestly answer your question.
Reply:I just wanted to say thanks for all the votes! This is the largest turn out I've seen. Thanks again, and I hope I helped! Report It
Reply:kung fu....tai chi is done slowly and calmer
Reply:kung fu if you want to be more about your body
Tai Chi if you want it to be more about your mind
They are both good.
I like kung fu myself :)
Reply:Wing Chun.
Reply:tai chi is more of an exercise for balancing the mind and body
Reply:There are hundreds of styles of Kung Fu. Shaolin is not a style, at the Shaolin temple they teach styles such as Tiger Claw etc.
Also Tai Chi is very dissimilar to Kung Fu. Kung Fu is about combat, while Tai Chi is more focused on slow meditative movements. Take a look at many styles of Kung Fu before you decide they are very different from one another
Reply:These are two totally different styles.
Tai chi is something like yoga or pilates. You would take this for flexibility, to relieve stress and for inner harmony.
Shaolin kunfu is a martial art geared to self defense. You would take this to learn to defend your self and develop physical stamina.
It sounds like from your question that you want to study a powerful art. Check out Okinawan Japaneses styles, Muay thai, Brazilian Jiu-jitzu, escrima and tang soo do.
Reply:shaolin kungfu is more powerful
Reply:thi chi is not slow its medium speed i would say and its better the shaolin watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP2D1xGBZ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEQNsKzr...
Reply:Shaolin is external martial arts, while Tai Chi is one of the internal martial arts, that's really how they were first divided into the two main categories of Chinese martial arts.
I think, in terms of "power" attainable in a shorter period of time, it should be Shaolin kungfu though the potentials of the power that Taichi can bring seems unlimited but probaby will take upto many years to reap the fruit and requires a very good understanding of Taichi. Taichi is about training the "softness", and heightened sensitivity of every muscle in your body, this is the reason why it's often practiced slowly, so you're aware of what's going on. There are different families of Taichi each having their own unique characteristics. If you understand the essence of Taichi and are able to apply it in normal speed, Taichi can indeed be a devastating artform. The only few times how the late Karate legend Mas Oyama, had ever lost in any martial art matches in his lifetime was against an old man who was a lifetime practitioner of Taichi (so if you ever heard rumors like 80 year old man who practices Taichi can still fight it's not a myth, it is real).
Taichi, and other Chinese internal arts are really trying to harness this thing called "neijing" (internal power).
Shaolin monks don't just train physically (externally) but qiqong (internal practices) are considered essential and is incorporated into their regular training as well.
Reply:man... what an awesome question.
remember, slower and calmer doesn't mean less power, often it means more. Actually both schools are related, so I would have to call it close... but Shaolin in the end becasue it is focused more on striking
Reply:Kung Fu is the obvious answer, as it was developed as a fighting art. But, no style really has any power. The practitioner matters much more than the style, and this applies across the board.
Reply:The power comes from the details of the technique, not the style one studies. The term "more powerful" is often misunderstood. Kung fu is taught as an external style. I learned my blocks, strikes, throws, etc. first. I was taught stance and walking drills. I was taught with the intent of self defense. As I continued to train, I improved(a little) and noticed my kicks were better, my punched had more penetration even though my physical strength had stayed about the same. I became more powerful because I had a better understanding of the technique.
Then, in attempt to understand technique better still, I began with tai chi. The detail towards body position, and the forced slow pace opened my eyes to everything I had missed in kung fu. Tai Chi is a fighting art and a very effective one. The misconception that it a balance exercise comes from the lack of qualified instructors. If you only learn " tai chi like exercises" that is all they will be. Because the details of the movements are lost, the power of the technique is lost aswell.
I cannot agree with Steel enough, the practitioner will develop the power in time. There is no best style, no magic bullet and no way short of hours and hours of practice to better.
If you teach Shaolin Kempo Karate, is it OK to include Kajukenbo forms in your curriculum/?
I teach SKK, yet I want to incorporate some Kajukenbo forms/katas, do you think it is improper to mix outside info into a martial arts curriculum. SKK is a branch off of Kajukenbo, yet the katas/forms are different
If you teach Shaolin Kempo Karate, is it OK to include Kajukenbo forms in your curriculum/?
Look, forget about this traditional "I must stick to a specific set of patterns" crap. You shouldn't need any approval from anyone.
Martial arts is about using whatever method that is necessary to defend yourself. It is about YOUR OWN unique self expression of combat. That is the ART part in martial arts. Being said that, if you find that the Kajukembo forms work for you, then use it, but ONLY if the techniques are useful. Otherwise it is just extra wasted movements that you have to remember.
If you (Along with many others) remained governed by a fixed set of techniques, then you are only holding yourself back. That is like saying that your instuctor is controlling the way how you move and you can't move in any other way except the way he taught you. Set yourself free from all of that or you will never be a TRUE martial artist.
Reply:It's not improper, whenever possible you should try to make your teachings as flexible as possible/incorporate different moves, so your students would be prepared for a greater variety of combat situations
Reply:first move in my opinion is to discuss this with your own Master,Sifu/Sensei. my own opinion is that if you feel theres a gap in your own knowledge then this should be bridged.weapons training are a definite positive attribute to any system.
Reply:Definetly run this through your instructor first. If he has no problem I don't see why you should. If you do I would restrict learning these to your higher ranked belts just for the simple fact that a student should have agood base in one style before learning another.
I do not really know either of these two styles well but I am guessing there is some differance between them. your instructor will know if you are qualified to include these and teach them properly.
Reply:I teach kajukenbo and wouldn't find it offensive in any way. The only problem I would have is if you claimed that you were teaching kajukenbo, instead of SKK with some forms and techniques from kaju. Sijo Emperado (founder of Kajukenbo)said you can add to Kajukenbo, just don't take anything out. I would think it would be the same with Shaolin Kempo Karate.
Are you a Villari SKK stylist ?
Reply:Shaolin Kempo has elements of Kajukenbo and reversed, as Kaju is a blending of the styles. It is a great style that Bruce did alot of experimenting with as well.
Shaolin Kempo is what it is, as is kaju. They are easily mixed as they both have so many of the same elements. You will simply grow in your skills. My art states mix as does Kaju. Kempo has been blended with arts in Hawaii and elsewhere already so your committing no sin.
Reply:As far as I know, most SKK schools (Villari's, United Studios) do not incorporate Kajukenbo forms into their curriculum...don't know if its okay?
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If you teach Shaolin Kempo Karate, is it OK to include Kajukenbo forms in your curriculum/?
Look, forget about this traditional "I must stick to a specific set of patterns" crap. You shouldn't need any approval from anyone.
Martial arts is about using whatever method that is necessary to defend yourself. It is about YOUR OWN unique self expression of combat. That is the ART part in martial arts. Being said that, if you find that the Kajukembo forms work for you, then use it, but ONLY if the techniques are useful. Otherwise it is just extra wasted movements that you have to remember.
If you (Along with many others) remained governed by a fixed set of techniques, then you are only holding yourself back. That is like saying that your instuctor is controlling the way how you move and you can't move in any other way except the way he taught you. Set yourself free from all of that or you will never be a TRUE martial artist.
Reply:It's not improper, whenever possible you should try to make your teachings as flexible as possible/incorporate different moves, so your students would be prepared for a greater variety of combat situations
Reply:first move in my opinion is to discuss this with your own Master,Sifu/Sensei. my own opinion is that if you feel theres a gap in your own knowledge then this should be bridged.weapons training are a definite positive attribute to any system.
Reply:Definetly run this through your instructor first. If he has no problem I don't see why you should. If you do I would restrict learning these to your higher ranked belts just for the simple fact that a student should have agood base in one style before learning another.
I do not really know either of these two styles well but I am guessing there is some differance between them. your instructor will know if you are qualified to include these and teach them properly.
Reply:I teach kajukenbo and wouldn't find it offensive in any way. The only problem I would have is if you claimed that you were teaching kajukenbo, instead of SKK with some forms and techniques from kaju. Sijo Emperado (founder of Kajukenbo)said you can add to Kajukenbo, just don't take anything out. I would think it would be the same with Shaolin Kempo Karate.
Are you a Villari SKK stylist ?
Reply:Shaolin Kempo has elements of Kajukenbo and reversed, as Kaju is a blending of the styles. It is a great style that Bruce did alot of experimenting with as well.
Shaolin Kempo is what it is, as is kaju. They are easily mixed as they both have so many of the same elements. You will simply grow in your skills. My art states mix as does Kaju. Kempo has been blended with arts in Hawaii and elsewhere already so your committing no sin.
Reply:As far as I know, most SKK schools (Villari's, United Studios) do not incorporate Kajukenbo forms into their curriculum...don't know if its okay?
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Brazilian jujitsu or Shaolin?
i kno them both i just want to see wat you guys think.
Brazilian jujitsu or Shaolin?
lol I answered your other question. Where did you learn Shaolin in the United States? I took it from the same man who teaches me Isshin-ryu and Okinawa Shorrin-ryu Karate. Shaolin is a very deadly traditional style, and it blows Brazilian Jui Jitsu away in every aspect, as you know. About the only thing that can stop a master Shaolin Monk is a bullet. Those guys train every day of their lives from like age 5, where MMA fighters start at 15 and train five days a week. Do the math lol.
Reply:I like brazilian jujitsu, able to inflict alot more pain.
Reply:Well... I've only met two Shaolin Kung Fu people... and one of them -- the only one I've ever seen do anything that remotely resembled fighting -- seemed to have wasted six years of his life.
So from my limited experience, I'd go with BJJ.
Reply:They are both extremely different martail arts. For one thing Shaolin is totally Stand-up and BJJ is all ground-fighting. A study in America shows that you are less likely, if you are an adult, to go to the ground.
http://www.edatkd.com/fighting_myths.htm
Reply:BJJ is proven as one of the most effective forms of fighting in the world. Kung fu looks cool, but I'd rather look bad winning than look good losing
Brazilian jujitsu or Shaolin?
lol I answered your other question. Where did you learn Shaolin in the United States? I took it from the same man who teaches me Isshin-ryu and Okinawa Shorrin-ryu Karate. Shaolin is a very deadly traditional style, and it blows Brazilian Jui Jitsu away in every aspect, as you know. About the only thing that can stop a master Shaolin Monk is a bullet. Those guys train every day of their lives from like age 5, where MMA fighters start at 15 and train five days a week. Do the math lol.
Reply:I like brazilian jujitsu, able to inflict alot more pain.
Reply:Well... I've only met two Shaolin Kung Fu people... and one of them -- the only one I've ever seen do anything that remotely resembled fighting -- seemed to have wasted six years of his life.
So from my limited experience, I'd go with BJJ.
Reply:They are both extremely different martail arts. For one thing Shaolin is totally Stand-up and BJJ is all ground-fighting. A study in America shows that you are less likely, if you are an adult, to go to the ground.
http://www.edatkd.com/fighting_myths.htm
Reply:BJJ is proven as one of the most effective forms of fighting in the world. Kung fu looks cool, but I'd rather look bad winning than look good losing
In mortal kombat shaolin monks in the soultombs where do u go to progress further i keep getting stuck help?
just go back in parts already been if u beat that part then u have to fight baraka
Where is the Shaolin temple in Delhi?
I have heard about the Shoalin temple being constructed by Kanishka sharma but dont know any contact details... Guys help me out if u know something about the temple like address or contact info like no. or id... Anything will do... Thanks in advance
Where is the Shaolin temple in Delhi?
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Where is the Shaolin temple in Delhi?
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In the cartoon Shaolin Showdown is Raymundo still the bad guy and working for the other side?
Thats the point where the cartoon was before I got off track and stopped watching it. Is Raymundo still one of the bad guys?
In the cartoon Shaolin Showdown is Raymundo still the bad guy and working for the other side?
no he returned to the light and eventually became the leader of the group and now sports an awesome costume
Reply:you spelled xiaolin showdown wrong, and he is back to good
Reply:the show is over hes the good guy and hes the leader of the team.......take that Omi
In the cartoon Shaolin Showdown is Raymundo still the bad guy and working for the other side?
no he returned to the light and eventually became the leader of the group and now sports an awesome costume
Reply:you spelled xiaolin showdown wrong, and he is back to good
Reply:the show is over hes the good guy and hes the leader of the team.......take that Omi
Would you study shaolin kempo karate here?
http://www.villarismartialartscenters.co...
are you a student here? villaris martial arts center in madison, wi? any comments? are you satisfied? what about the fact that you get one free class and then they lock you into a 6 month contract?
check out the website, what do you think?
Would you study shaolin kempo karate here?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
They are one of the larges McDojo systems in the USA since the late 70's. Its a joke I am sorry to say.
If you wish to learn kempo their are other school systems that are not Mcdojo and can train you well with confidence.
Ed Parker system is one, and their are a few others too. Villari is a self proclaimed tenth degree black belt and one of the biggest frauds I have ever personally met and trained some of their classes as a courtesy and I was disgusted at what I saw. He was selling Black Belt programs gauranteed in three years for some $2500. That is crazy. YOu cannot buy a Black Belt, you have to earn it and their is NO set time as to how long it will take, it could take 4-9 years depending on your own personal ability to learn from the teacher.
Please do yourself a huge favor and do not waiste your money and time.
DOES it have to be Kempo or Kenpo? Sometimes other arts are just as good if their is a good teacher around. Just something to consider.
Reply:Your Welcome and yes It did. their rates are crazy. the best option in my opinion is a monthly due fee. One where they will not guarantee a Black belt for money. Report It
Reply:Whoever gave the thumbs down don't are obviously cowards for if not they would have made a post and said what they disagreed about my statement. Glad it helped you anyways. Report It
Reply:no, they advertise using exotic words such as shaolin, but dont actually have anything. I attended a school that was a "Temple Kung Fu" and learned nothing more than basic karate for almost a year. Every month i would take a "test" and get a new stripe on my belt. No one ever failed, and i then got curious and looked around and found a much better Tae Kwon do school. I suggest you find a better less exotic sounding school. You should also look for independent schools, franchises are all about the money. Also you should see if you can watch a few sessions and see if its good or not.
Reply:There is no such thing as shaolin karate.
Reply:run, don't walk, away...
are you a student here? villaris martial arts center in madison, wi? any comments? are you satisfied? what about the fact that you get one free class and then they lock you into a 6 month contract?
check out the website, what do you think?
Would you study shaolin kempo karate here?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
They are one of the larges McDojo systems in the USA since the late 70's. Its a joke I am sorry to say.
If you wish to learn kempo their are other school systems that are not Mcdojo and can train you well with confidence.
Ed Parker system is one, and their are a few others too. Villari is a self proclaimed tenth degree black belt and one of the biggest frauds I have ever personally met and trained some of their classes as a courtesy and I was disgusted at what I saw. He was selling Black Belt programs gauranteed in three years for some $2500. That is crazy. YOu cannot buy a Black Belt, you have to earn it and their is NO set time as to how long it will take, it could take 4-9 years depending on your own personal ability to learn from the teacher.
Please do yourself a huge favor and do not waiste your money and time.
DOES it have to be Kempo or Kenpo? Sometimes other arts are just as good if their is a good teacher around. Just something to consider.
Reply:Your Welcome and yes It did. their rates are crazy. the best option in my opinion is a monthly due fee. One where they will not guarantee a Black belt for money. Report It
Reply:Whoever gave the thumbs down don't are obviously cowards for if not they would have made a post and said what they disagreed about my statement. Glad it helped you anyways. Report It
Reply:no, they advertise using exotic words such as shaolin, but dont actually have anything. I attended a school that was a "Temple Kung Fu" and learned nothing more than basic karate for almost a year. Every month i would take a "test" and get a new stripe on my belt. No one ever failed, and i then got curious and looked around and found a much better Tae Kwon do school. I suggest you find a better less exotic sounding school. You should also look for independent schools, franchises are all about the money. Also you should see if you can watch a few sessions and see if its good or not.
Reply:There is no such thing as shaolin karate.
Reply:run, don't walk, away...
PS2 Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks Help Plz?
Im new to the game of course but im at the level where you have to beat kitana and the two outworld assassins, the two women ones, I have tried to throw them in the traps but I just cant beat them what do i do am i missing something.
PS2 Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks Help Plz?
Just look on gamefaqs.com, it tells you everything there.
Reply:It's best to try and use as many combos as possible and try using specials as well.
Reply:This could arguably be the hardest boss fight in the game, due to the numbers against you. The fight is broken up into two parts. During the first half of the fight, you'll have to do battle with all three ladies at the same time. The objective here is to throw Kitana into the middle of the battlefield, where she'll be imprisoned. When this happens, a meter indicating how close she is to breaking free of the mind spell that's entrapped her will come up. Fend off both Mileena and Jade while this goes down and Kitana will finally be freed from the spell of her father. The first part of the fight requires a lot of jumping around, as well as projectile attacks. Keep your distance with a Fireball or a Hat Toss, and do everything you can to launch them into the air to connect with a fancy combo. Kung Lao is especially good during this fight, because his Spin attack can take out people from all angles.
After Kitana has been freed, take care of Jade and Mileena! This part is significantly easier since it's only a two on one situation if you're running solo. To help you out, there are traps on either side of the statues in this area that you can use to imprison either girl, which will give you about 30 seconds of play time with the other. Take advantage of this! You can also perform a Test Your Might challenge on the prison, which will cause significant damage to them. Once they have been defeated, use a Fatality to finish them off! After the battle, you'll learn the Fist of Ruin ability, which will let you destroy all of those evil looking statues in the game. Back track and destroy all of those statues to lower the gates, and you'll eventually unlock another portal, which will take you to the hub Portal.
After the battle, you'll learn the Fist of Ruin ability, which will let you destroy all of those evil looking statues in the game. Back track and destroy all of those statues to lower the gates, and you'll eventually unlock another portal, which will take you to the hub Portal.
Reply:Well it's after fighting them for awhile then you'll be able to knock them into the traps. It's actually quite easy without using the traps. I don't think the traps take that much power away but maybe if you still can't beat them try using different techniques like for example, I block and wait for the right moment to strike.
I am really excellent with Kung Lao on that game and alot of times with almost any boss, I will throw them and then throw my hat at them so it cuts them while in the air...I never really give them a chance...but if you're new to it, it may be a little hard so take it easy okay my advice might work???
PS2 Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks Help Plz?
Just look on gamefaqs.com, it tells you everything there.
Reply:It's best to try and use as many combos as possible and try using specials as well.
Reply:This could arguably be the hardest boss fight in the game, due to the numbers against you. The fight is broken up into two parts. During the first half of the fight, you'll have to do battle with all three ladies at the same time. The objective here is to throw Kitana into the middle of the battlefield, where she'll be imprisoned. When this happens, a meter indicating how close she is to breaking free of the mind spell that's entrapped her will come up. Fend off both Mileena and Jade while this goes down and Kitana will finally be freed from the spell of her father. The first part of the fight requires a lot of jumping around, as well as projectile attacks. Keep your distance with a Fireball or a Hat Toss, and do everything you can to launch them into the air to connect with a fancy combo. Kung Lao is especially good during this fight, because his Spin attack can take out people from all angles.
After Kitana has been freed, take care of Jade and Mileena! This part is significantly easier since it's only a two on one situation if you're running solo. To help you out, there are traps on either side of the statues in this area that you can use to imprison either girl, which will give you about 30 seconds of play time with the other. Take advantage of this! You can also perform a Test Your Might challenge on the prison, which will cause significant damage to them. Once they have been defeated, use a Fatality to finish them off! After the battle, you'll learn the Fist of Ruin ability, which will let you destroy all of those evil looking statues in the game. Back track and destroy all of those statues to lower the gates, and you'll eventually unlock another portal, which will take you to the hub Portal.
After the battle, you'll learn the Fist of Ruin ability, which will let you destroy all of those evil looking statues in the game. Back track and destroy all of those statues to lower the gates, and you'll eventually unlock another portal, which will take you to the hub Portal.
Reply:Well it's after fighting them for awhile then you'll be able to knock them into the traps. It's actually quite easy without using the traps. I don't think the traps take that much power away but maybe if you still can't beat them try using different techniques like for example, I block and wait for the right moment to strike.
I am really excellent with Kung Lao on that game and alot of times with almost any boss, I will throw them and then throw my hat at them so it cuts them while in the air...I never really give them a chance...but if you're new to it, it may be a little hard so take it easy okay my advice might work???
Saturday, November 14, 2009
More information about shaolin kung fu styles?
monkey , scorpion, and other styles
More information about shaolin kung fu styles?
What information are you looking for? Just style names? Preying mantis, Choy Lay Fut, Hung Gar, White Crane, Southern, Northern, White Brow, Wing Chun, tai Chi?
Check here for information:
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/
There is also a forumn there as well for more information.
Reply:praying mantis, grasshopper, tiger, crane, snake, panther.
flowers funeral
More information about shaolin kung fu styles?
What information are you looking for? Just style names? Preying mantis, Choy Lay Fut, Hung Gar, White Crane, Southern, Northern, White Brow, Wing Chun, tai Chi?
Check here for information:
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/
There is also a forumn there as well for more information.
Reply:praying mantis, grasshopper, tiger, crane, snake, panther.
flowers funeral
At Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks, whats the next step at Soul Tumbs?
I am stucked running around but dont get any further development...what's to be done in there?
At Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks, whats the next step at Soul Tumbs?
Send me an IM, kinda hard to help out when I have no clue what you've already done.
At Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks, whats the next step at Soul Tumbs?
Send me an IM, kinda hard to help out when I have no clue what you've already done.
How to win shaolin monks the tournament?
i tried and tried but i lost i need help
How to win shaolin monks the tournament?
It is not easy to do. Many have tried and many have failed grasshopper.
How to win shaolin monks the tournament?
It is not easy to do. Many have tried and many have failed grasshopper.
On mortal kombat shaolin monks wre do you go after you beat baraka?
go in the portal to the Wu-Shi Academy. get the wall run ability be going on the roof where you had to do water to put the fire out, and than break the statue and get the wall run ability, than go back where you beat baraka and get the token, anything else let me know
On mortal kombat shaolin monks wre do you go after you beat baraka?
to the refridgerator to get a snack, hmm i feel like cookies today.
On mortal kombat shaolin monks wre do you go after you beat baraka?
to the refridgerator to get a snack, hmm i feel like cookies today.
On mortal kombat shaolin monks how do i get past baraka when i am scorpion?
I have reduced some of his life but he goes to the other side of the room and my spear shaves off hardly any of his health. please help me.
On mortal kombat shaolin monks how do i get past baraka when i am scorpion?
u w8 till he does his shards then u move in and att with combos and use the specs u bought if u got any. if u got a friend to play with u, it would be easier as thers 2 characters fighting together. I chose Kung lao for my first characters konquest and went all the way and beat Shao khan with him at the end.
Reply:The new moves that u get to buy with saved up points..liu kang for example can do different long fire combos if he has all moves unlocked. Report It
Reply:using scorpions spear sumtimes makes things worse Report It
java
On mortal kombat shaolin monks how do i get past baraka when i am scorpion?
u w8 till he does his shards then u move in and att with combos and use the specs u bought if u got any. if u got a friend to play with u, it would be easier as thers 2 characters fighting together. I chose Kung lao for my first characters konquest and went all the way and beat Shao khan with him at the end.
Reply:The new moves that u get to buy with saved up points..liu kang for example can do different long fire combos if he has all moves unlocked. Report It
Reply:using scorpions spear sumtimes makes things worse Report It
java
Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks?
I just found out that you can use Goro and Kitana in story mode, so anyone knows how to?
Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks?
Aaaah that's a load of crap.
That's not possible! I know a LOT about Shaolin Monks. I have been through that game so many times. I know so much about it and it can't be true??
Kitana is playable in Versus mode but not Story mode. Somebody if feeding you lies. Don't believe them. I have heard many things about what you can do in Shaolin Monks and none of it is true.
Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks?
Aaaah that's a load of crap.
That's not possible! I know a LOT about Shaolin Monks. I have been through that game so many times. I know so much about it and it can't be true??
Kitana is playable in Versus mode but not Story mode. Somebody if feeding you lies. Don't believe them. I have heard many things about what you can do in Shaolin Monks and none of it is true.
What is Shaolin Quan?
Someone told me that it's a type of martial art that teaches you the movements but it doesn't really involve fighting. Is this true? If not, then what is it?
What is Shaolin Quan?
Here is some info..................
Shaolin Quan (Shaolin Boxing)
Shaolin Quan or Shaolin boxing originated in the Shaolin Temple on Mount Songshan at Dengfeng in Henan Province. It was named after the temple. The founder of the Shaolin Quan was said to be a Indian monk, Bodhi-dharma. The proposition, though very influential, was proved to be false, for there was a monk named Bodhi-dharma but he knew nothing at all about Chinese boxing. In fact, Shaolin Quan was the manifestation of the wisdom of the monks of the temple, secular Wushu masters and army generals and soldiers.
More here......................
http://www.martrix.org/shaolin_quan.html
Reply:QUAN usually refers to form or kata so could be applied to any art using kata when talking of kata.Sadly many styles dont explain the movements adequately or sometimes incorrectly.
What is Shaolin Quan?
Here is some info..................
Shaolin Quan (Shaolin Boxing)
Shaolin Quan or Shaolin boxing originated in the Shaolin Temple on Mount Songshan at Dengfeng in Henan Province. It was named after the temple. The founder of the Shaolin Quan was said to be a Indian monk, Bodhi-dharma. The proposition, though very influential, was proved to be false, for there was a monk named Bodhi-dharma but he knew nothing at all about Chinese boxing. In fact, Shaolin Quan was the manifestation of the wisdom of the monks of the temple, secular Wushu masters and army generals and soldiers.
More here......................
http://www.martrix.org/shaolin_quan.html
Reply:QUAN usually refers to form or kata so could be applied to any art using kata when talking of kata.Sadly many styles dont explain the movements adequately or sometimes incorrectly.
Anyone seen Shaolin Monks - Kung Fu Masters Live at the Peacock Theatre? What did you think? Any good?
Saw them here at Christmas and they were very good, very impressive.
worth the ticket money!
Anyone seen Shaolin Monks - Kung Fu Masters Live at the Peacock Theatre? What did you think? Any good?
No good against bullets, Ha, ha, ha.
worth the ticket money!
Anyone seen Shaolin Monks - Kung Fu Masters Live at the Peacock Theatre? What did you think? Any good?
No good against bullets, Ha, ha, ha.
UK yo Shaolin, China?
I'm working out a route for a tour going from the UK, to Shaulin in China by car(or 4x4). Looking for info on general cost of basics, petrol and so on for any of the following countries.
Russia
Mongolia
Kazakista
China
Any other route suggestions are welcome, and no flying is to sadhap for me to accept as all you get is jetlag, and to see virtually nil of what you're flying over.
UK yo Shaolin, China?
Check out
http://www.snapchina.net/
With many many pictures from China, it may help you decide where to go and what to do in China.
flowers baby
Russia
Mongolia
Kazakista
China
Any other route suggestions are welcome, and no flying is to sadhap for me to accept as all you get is jetlag, and to see virtually nil of what you're flying over.
UK yo Shaolin, China?
Check out
http://www.snapchina.net/
With many many pictures from China, it may help you decide where to go and what to do in China.
flowers baby
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks for PS2?
How do you get the Fist of Ruin? Swing ablitity? and are there any others you can help or tell me how to get?
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks for PS2?
The Fist of Ruin Ability may be gotten after you fight Kitana, Mileena, and Jade. The Swing Ability is achieved sometime after you defeat Goro in the Wastelands when Raiden instructs you to go through a portal which will lead you to the Deadpool. If you need more info go to this site, I am sure it will help you because you probably don't want me explaining it all on here.
Hope this helps!
Best Wishes on your journey,
TKDgirl
Reply:i don't really know but go here thats what i do when i get stuck in a video game
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks for PS2?
The Fist of Ruin Ability may be gotten after you fight Kitana, Mileena, and Jade. The Swing Ability is achieved sometime after you defeat Goro in the Wastelands when Raiden instructs you to go through a portal which will lead you to the Deadpool. If you need more info go to this site, I am sure it will help you because you probably don't want me explaining it all on here.
Hope this helps!
Best Wishes on your journey,
TKDgirl
Reply:i don't really know but go here thats what i do when i get stuck in a video game
Mortal kombat shaolin monks can someone help me plz?
Ive been playing this game for about three days now and for the past two ive just been going in circles im in the room with the ceiling fan in soul tombs and there is only one enemy to throw into the fan and every time i do it makes the noise like something happened but nothing ever does ive exited and re-entered the room ten times and thrown the enemy into the fan what gives?
Help me please?
Mortal kombat shaolin monks can someone help me plz?
There is indeed a reason why that room is there...
you go through the other doorway in that room (not the one YOU came through) and you have to climb up a level in that next room you will enter.
Next, follow the path after you have climbed up that level and there wil be another doorway, enter it.
Inside is the upper level of that room in which you encountered the large ceiling fan. There is a platform located on top of the fan directly in the middle that you can stand on. The second you land on that platform FOUR Tarkatas immediately try to ambush you knock all four off into the fan.
Knocking them into that fan should result in the blades breaking off and flying into the walls. Jump across to the other side of that platform and follow the path provided until you reach a square platform, stand on it. Doing this will access use for a sword back in the main hall of the Green room.
Now the reason the fan blades broke was for you to climb up them and reach the top instead of going through all I just told you next time you decide to enter that room.
Here is a star for my kind regards and a quick link if you don't really feel like reading all that I have explained here. Good luck to you! :)
Reply:dont no how i finished mine but i fricken LOVE MORTAL KOMBAT i own and pwn all the games and online too.!!!
Help me please?
Mortal kombat shaolin monks can someone help me plz?
There is indeed a reason why that room is there...
you go through the other doorway in that room (not the one YOU came through) and you have to climb up a level in that next room you will enter.
Next, follow the path after you have climbed up that level and there wil be another doorway, enter it.
Inside is the upper level of that room in which you encountered the large ceiling fan. There is a platform located on top of the fan directly in the middle that you can stand on. The second you land on that platform FOUR Tarkatas immediately try to ambush you knock all four off into the fan.
Knocking them into that fan should result in the blades breaking off and flying into the walls. Jump across to the other side of that platform and follow the path provided until you reach a square platform, stand on it. Doing this will access use for a sword back in the main hall of the Green room.
Now the reason the fan blades broke was for you to climb up them and reach the top instead of going through all I just told you next time you decide to enter that room.
Here is a star for my kind regards and a quick link if you don't really feel like reading all that I have explained here. Good luck to you! :)
Reply:dont no how i finished mine but i fricken LOVE MORTAL KOMBAT i own and pwn all the games and online too.!!!
Benefits from shaolin kung fu ?
how long do you start experiencing them ?
Benefits from shaolin kung fu ?
...uhh... theres only one shaolin monk that has ever left China/ if you are being trained in shaolin the benefits would be harmony throughout the mind and body, increased athletics [jumping, agility, flexibility, striking], unparalled acrobatics/kicks [exce. ninjitsu mayb for acro] conditioned bones [shins knuckles arms forearms] different styles [tiger, swan etc.] unpredictability through vast amount of techniques
it takes a tremendous amount of time and dedication to vastly improve in shaolin because of the difficulty of the techniques, and the unmatched dedication [meditating for 2-4 hours a day] practising techniques hours at a time throughout the day. Short-term benefits would be felt immediately though, as you transfer into a strict lifestyle of constant body-conditioning/hardening, that is unlike any other martial art. You can't even be accepted into Shaolin [i dun think anyway] if you are too late into your teens because the gap is too far to make up.
Benefits from shaolin kung fu ?
...uhh... theres only one shaolin monk that has ever left China/ if you are being trained in shaolin the benefits would be harmony throughout the mind and body, increased athletics [jumping, agility, flexibility, striking], unparalled acrobatics/kicks [exce. ninjitsu mayb for acro] conditioned bones [shins knuckles arms forearms] different styles [tiger, swan etc.] unpredictability through vast amount of techniques
it takes a tremendous amount of time and dedication to vastly improve in shaolin because of the difficulty of the techniques, and the unmatched dedication [meditating for 2-4 hours a day] practising techniques hours at a time throughout the day. Short-term benefits would be felt immediately though, as you transfer into a strict lifestyle of constant body-conditioning/hardening, that is unlike any other martial art. You can't even be accepted into Shaolin [i dun think anyway] if you are too late into your teens because the gap is too far to make up.
What is shaolin kung fu ? is it good ?
i mean efficient in combat, give benefits health , endurance and so forth.....
What is shaolin kung fu ? is it good ?
Shaolin Kung Fu is waaaaaay to complex to narrow down into one catagory. Some good shaolin kung fu styles are eagle claw kung fu, monkey kung fu, drunken kung fu, and tiger claw kung fu. Also I hear wing chun is good but I only know one of their techniques. Shaolin kung fu is one of the hardest styles to learn. Also if your interested in taking kung fu make sure its one of the older traditional styles as this new age stuff is mainly for show most of the time. It makes kung fu look bad
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street wu-shu
hope you like it
Reply:it all depends on how you train.
if you train realistically and with partners who use full resistance. then you will be able to use it and what you learn can be good.
however, the reality is that the vast majority of CMA (chinese martial art) schools do not train this way. They stick to "tradition" and pass down the same thing without trying to improve or test it and like a long game of telephone it gets more and more screwed up along the line. So instead of having a technique that works and the mechanics and power to back it up, you have a "red dog eat shoe and is cheap in barn".
CMA is not the only category of martial arts guilty of this- but of CMA, shaolin and tai chi are among the most notorious for this kind of approach.
Any school that says "we are too deadly to train our stuff" is full of it. Now obvoulsy there are always going to be some things you can't train (breaks with full intent, etc.) for obvious safety reasons, however if most of your style can't be trained, how the hell are you going to be able to pull it off for real?
find a school that trains hard and realistically, regardless of the art.
Reply:sure it is good, i like mine with toast
Reply:Shaolin Chaun Chao ( Kung-fu) is a good skill to leanr but the training is harsh, it does bring good health and excellent results for staying in shape though.
wall flower
What is shaolin kung fu ? is it good ?
Shaolin Kung Fu is waaaaaay to complex to narrow down into one catagory. Some good shaolin kung fu styles are eagle claw kung fu, monkey kung fu, drunken kung fu, and tiger claw kung fu. Also I hear wing chun is good but I only know one of their techniques. Shaolin kung fu is one of the hardest styles to learn. Also if your interested in taking kung fu make sure its one of the older traditional styles as this new age stuff is mainly for show most of the time. It makes kung fu look bad
Reply:www.krackedskullz.com
street wu-shu
hope you like it
Reply:it all depends on how you train.
if you train realistically and with partners who use full resistance. then you will be able to use it and what you learn can be good.
however, the reality is that the vast majority of CMA (chinese martial art) schools do not train this way. They stick to "tradition" and pass down the same thing without trying to improve or test it and like a long game of telephone it gets more and more screwed up along the line. So instead of having a technique that works and the mechanics and power to back it up, you have a "red dog eat shoe and is cheap in barn".
CMA is not the only category of martial arts guilty of this- but of CMA, shaolin and tai chi are among the most notorious for this kind of approach.
Any school that says "we are too deadly to train our stuff" is full of it. Now obvoulsy there are always going to be some things you can't train (breaks with full intent, etc.) for obvious safety reasons, however if most of your style can't be trained, how the hell are you going to be able to pull it off for real?
find a school that trains hard and realistically, regardless of the art.
Reply:sure it is good, i like mine with toast
Reply:Shaolin Chaun Chao ( Kung-fu) is a good skill to leanr but the training is harsh, it does bring good health and excellent results for staying in shape though.
wall flower
Ninja vs Shaolin Monk, a total showdown. Who will win?(or Bruce Lee, maybe CHUCK NORRIS??!!)?
Shaolin Vs. Ninja? In a one on one street brawl... The Shaolin Monk EVERY time. (AS long as the Ninja doesn’t sneak up and shoot him in the back with a bow and arrow.)
Shaolin monks went through and still go through the most rigorous training you could imagine. I have see real Shaolin monk training, and let me tell you, it's NOT easy. It made the training I got in the U.S. Marine Corps look like sissy stuff.
Besides, comparing a Shaolin Monk to a Ninja is like comparing a Navy SeAL to a UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) competitor with a collage degree. Shaolin Monks were and are physically and mentally fit individuals with a lot of skill. Not that Ninja's weren't, but I have seen the training of both and have absolutely no doubt that when it came to hand to hand combat, the Shaolin Monks were in a class by themselves.
As for Bruce and Chuck, even Mr. Norris will tell you Bruce Lee. In fact, Bruce lee and Chuck did fight and Bruce Lee did win. That is not to say that Chuck Norris wasn't and isn't and incredible affective and impressive fighter.
Ninja vs Shaolin Monk, a total showdown. Who will win?(or Bruce Lee, maybe CHUCK NORRIS??!!)?
Chuck Norris
Reply:1.) Chuck Norris is the man.
2.) Ninja's beat just about everyone (except maybe Chuck Norris).
Shaolin monks went through and still go through the most rigorous training you could imagine. I have see real Shaolin monk training, and let me tell you, it's NOT easy. It made the training I got in the U.S. Marine Corps look like sissy stuff.
Besides, comparing a Shaolin Monk to a Ninja is like comparing a Navy SeAL to a UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) competitor with a collage degree. Shaolin Monks were and are physically and mentally fit individuals with a lot of skill. Not that Ninja's weren't, but I have seen the training of both and have absolutely no doubt that when it came to hand to hand combat, the Shaolin Monks were in a class by themselves.
As for Bruce and Chuck, even Mr. Norris will tell you Bruce Lee. In fact, Bruce lee and Chuck did fight and Bruce Lee did win. That is not to say that Chuck Norris wasn't and isn't and incredible affective and impressive fighter.
Ninja vs Shaolin Monk, a total showdown. Who will win?(or Bruce Lee, maybe CHUCK NORRIS??!!)?
Chuck Norris
Reply:1.) Chuck Norris is the man.
2.) Ninja's beat just about everyone (except maybe Chuck Norris).
Mortal Kombat - Shaolin Monks Please Help!!!?
How do you get scorpion and sub-zero character without completing story mode. thanks
Mortal Kombat - Shaolin Monks Please Help!!!?
for scorpion: Hold L2 and press square, Up, L1, R1, Left, Right, Square.
Sub-Zero: Hold L2 and press square, down, up, L1, L1, up, square.
Hope they work.
Mortal Kombat - Shaolin Monks Please Help!!!?
for scorpion: Hold L2 and press square, Up, L1, R1, Left, Right, Square.
Sub-Zero: Hold L2 and press square, down, up, L1, L1, up, square.
Hope they work.
Mortal kombat shaolin monks question?
in ko-op mode with sub-zero and scorpion when you are in the living forest and after you get all the three tree hints and then you go into the room that has clay soldiers coming at you really fast HOW DO YOU DESTROY THEM?because each time me and my brother try to destroy those things the moment we get into that room raiden tells us to press L1 (fatality stunner) for some reason and then we cant use our other buttons such as triangle and square but we can use circle but only with R1 and R1 with circle is not an attack on clay soldiers.we read a guide from ign.com and it said to use multi directional attacks but we cant even use SQUARE which is the attack button. so if ANYONE can help with that part that would be nice.the one with the best answer gets 10 points.
Mortal kombat shaolin monks question?
Take a hike dejavu7013!! You have NO business answering questions like this unless you know the answer.
Don't listen to that guy! We are all gamers here and there.
I may be able to help, my highest standards are in Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks.
Raiden has never said that to me before??
But it sounds to me like something is wrong with your game if Raiden is asking you to press L1.
Don't.
If you ARE talking about the clay soldiers that come out of the walls in the Living Forest on your way to fight Reptile then you have to be quick all you got to do is study which ways they come out and hit them in the multiple directions and they get harder as they go but trust me, there are only three sets of the soldiers you must break but after beating that, you should be able to unlock Brutalities in which you and your brother will be faced by Putrid Corpses and one must fill up the fatality bar to level three to do a Brutality and that is when you use the stunner. But if what YOU are saying is true then something doesn't sound right.
Try cleaning your game or your PS2's laser lense but do NOT touch it, use a Q-tip or cotton swob. I use rubbing alcohol when cleaning my video games, it helps especially when there are finger prints, smudges and such, there is even something called a scratch remover that you can buy to help if there are tons of scratches.
Mortal kombat shaolin monks question?
Take a hike dejavu7013!! You have NO business answering questions like this unless you know the answer.
Don't listen to that guy! We are all gamers here and there.
I may be able to help, my highest standards are in Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks.
Raiden has never said that to me before??
But it sounds to me like something is wrong with your game if Raiden is asking you to press L1.
Don't.
If you ARE talking about the clay soldiers that come out of the walls in the Living Forest on your way to fight Reptile then you have to be quick all you got to do is study which ways they come out and hit them in the multiple directions and they get harder as they go but trust me, there are only three sets of the soldiers you must break but after beating that, you should be able to unlock Brutalities in which you and your brother will be faced by Putrid Corpses and one must fill up the fatality bar to level three to do a Brutality and that is when you use the stunner. But if what YOU are saying is true then something doesn't sound right.
Try cleaning your game or your PS2's laser lense but do NOT touch it, use a Q-tip or cotton swob. I use rubbing alcohol when cleaning my video games, it helps especially when there are finger prints, smudges and such, there is even something called a scratch remover that you can buy to help if there are tons of scratches.
Mortal kombat shaolin monks ps2 help plz?
Damn i dont know what it is but i cant block with l2 neither lock-on,instead it appears a minimap and i just jump...plz tell me how can i block in this freaking tutorial!
Mortal kombat shaolin monks ps2 help plz?
It may be your controller?
I have noticed that with my own game sometimes but take what I said into consideration.
If it is not your controller, it may be the game but I highly doubt that is the problem though I have noticed a few glitches on that game anyway. Remember block is L2 and locking on is the very same button. Once you block you are automatically locked on. If you are still uncertain.
peach fruit
Mortal kombat shaolin monks ps2 help plz?
It may be your controller?
I have noticed that with my own game sometimes but take what I said into consideration.
If it is not your controller, it may be the game but I highly doubt that is the problem though I have noticed a few glitches on that game anyway. Remember block is L2 and locking on is the very same button. Once you block you are automatically locked on. If you are still uncertain.
peach fruit
Lyrics for Shaolin Soccer songs?
Especially "Everybody loves Kung-fu Fighting". My 11 year old has been unable to locate this. Thank you.
Lyrics for Shaolin Soccer songs?
Carl Douglas
Kung Fu Fighting Lyrics
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing
(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning
Lyrics for Shaolin Soccer songs?
Carl Douglas
Kung Fu Fighting Lyrics
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing
(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning
Hung Gar Shaolin Kung Fu?
I have only found Golden Tiger School of Hung Gar Kung Fu in St. Catharines, can anyone tell me more about it? I know the website is www.goldentigerkungfu.com
Hung Gar Shaolin Kung Fu?
with that website you can answer your own questions.
Hung Gar Shaolin Kung Fu?
with that website you can answer your own questions.
Hung Gar Shaolin Kung Fu?
I have only found Golden Tiger School of Hung Gar Kung Fu in St. Catharines, can anyone tell me more about it? I know the website is www.goldentigerkungfu.com
Hung Gar Shaolin Kung Fu?
Your best bet is to visit the school yourself, in order to get a personal opinion. Talk to some of the students as well.
Good luck!
Reply:the following website may help
http://www.wushu.ca/occksf/martial_arts_...
Hung Gar is a southern style Kung Fu.
If you cannot find one near your area, you may try to learn 'Choy lee fat' kung fu too.
Choy lee fat is also very famous southern style kung fu which is similar to Hung Gar except Choy Lee fat is more swift and more jumping stances
Hung Gar Shaolin Kung Fu?
Your best bet is to visit the school yourself, in order to get a personal opinion. Talk to some of the students as well.
Good luck!
Reply:the following website may help
http://www.wushu.ca/occksf/martial_arts_...
Hung Gar is a southern style Kung Fu.
If you cannot find one near your area, you may try to learn 'Choy lee fat' kung fu too.
Choy lee fat is also very famous southern style kung fu which is similar to Hung Gar except Choy Lee fat is more swift and more jumping stances
Anyone seen Shaolin Monks - Kung Fu Masters Live at the Peacock Theatre? What did you think? Any good?
no ,but i have seen them in Newport .S.Wales a few years ago and they were awsome.a friend of mine was involved in the cleanup crew after the show and he tested the staffs they use in breaking[across arms etc]. he couldnt break them across steel columns. swords were sharp etc.
Anyone seen Shaolin Monks - Kung Fu Masters Live at the Peacock Theatre? What did you think? Any good?
excellent:
well worth a watch!
Reply:saw them in New Zealand. they worth watching. they also have a DVD out too, so check out your local video store. it cant hurt to get a preview of what goes on, then you will know for sure whether you will enjoy it or not.
Reply:Shaolin Monks are some of the Greatest Martial Artest in the World, and its been that way for about 2,500 years. I have trained with a shaolin monk in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada and yes its werth the watch. Its quite amazing
wallflower
Anyone seen Shaolin Monks - Kung Fu Masters Live at the Peacock Theatre? What did you think? Any good?
excellent:
well worth a watch!
Reply:saw them in New Zealand. they worth watching. they also have a DVD out too, so check out your local video store. it cant hurt to get a preview of what goes on, then you will know for sure whether you will enjoy it or not.
Reply:Shaolin Monks are some of the Greatest Martial Artest in the World, and its been that way for about 2,500 years. I have trained with a shaolin monk in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada and yes its werth the watch. Its quite amazing
wallflower
Mortal Kombat Shaolin monks?
How do u do the Living Forest part of the game? can anyone give me a walkthrough of it.
Mortal Kombat Shaolin monks?
right here...http://faqs.ign.com/articles/659/659344p...
its should be a good walkthrough cause usually ign.com has good ones
if that doesnt work try this one http://faqs.ign.com/articles/658/658676p...
hope it helps!
Mortal Kombat Shaolin monks?
right here...http://faqs.ign.com/articles/659/659344p...
its should be a good walkthrough cause usually ign.com has good ones
if that doesnt work try this one http://faqs.ign.com/articles/658/658676p...
hope it helps!
Anyone seen Shaolin Soccer?
That was some pretty hilarious stuff.
Anyone seen Shaolin Soccer?
Yes it was great! I Love Stephan Chow. he makes funny movies. the only 2 that were released out in the US were shaolin soccer and kung-fu hustle. which was another great funny film. I hope to see more of his chessy work. You know he came out of the same school where bruce lee was from?
Reply:thanx. yea and the older chick that had the lions roar also came out of the same school as they did as well. Report It
Reply:yes.
Reply:I'm not familiar with Chinese sports. They're like arcadey.
Reply:Just a stupid movie........... LOVE IT!!
Reply:i have seen it..really comical..nice stunts
Reply:loved it!.. you should see Kung Fu Hustle if you liked it
I think it's right up that alley
Reply:yea its pretty funny, my favorite part is when they break out in dance with fire in their eyes
Reply:great movie. like kung fu hustle but without the violence.
Reply:i think so....
Reply:yes my whole family saw it and loved it.
PS my sister said it was funny ,"especially when they kicked the ball way in the high".
Reply:Yeah I have, it's pretty hilarious but not as funny as Kung-fu Hustle though, although less violent.
Reply:Awesome movie and sooo funny. So much better than Kung Fu Hustle.
Anyone seen Shaolin Soccer?
Yes it was great! I Love Stephan Chow. he makes funny movies. the only 2 that were released out in the US were shaolin soccer and kung-fu hustle. which was another great funny film. I hope to see more of his chessy work. You know he came out of the same school where bruce lee was from?
Reply:thanx. yea and the older chick that had the lions roar also came out of the same school as they did as well. Report It
Reply:yes.
Reply:I'm not familiar with Chinese sports. They're like arcadey.
Reply:Just a stupid movie........... LOVE IT!!
Reply:i have seen it..really comical..nice stunts
Reply:loved it!.. you should see Kung Fu Hustle if you liked it
I think it's right up that alley
Reply:yea its pretty funny, my favorite part is when they break out in dance with fire in their eyes
Reply:great movie. like kung fu hustle but without the violence.
Reply:i think so....
Reply:yes my whole family saw it and loved it.
PS my sister said it was funny ,"especially when they kicked the ball way in the high".
Reply:Yeah I have, it's pretty hilarious but not as funny as Kung-fu Hustle though, although less violent.
Reply:Awesome movie and sooo funny. So much better than Kung Fu Hustle.
Are there any direct buses from Shaolin Temple to Gongyi town? when does the last bus leave Shaolin Temple?
The trip to Gongyi requires one day from Zhengzhou. Arranging a car or taxi is highly recommended If you are a hardy, experienced traveler, you can take public long-distance buses on a one-day trip from Zhengzhou to Gongyi. It may be easier to find a taxi, however.
The Shaolin Temple in Dengfeng (82 kilometers to the west of Zhengzhou)
Are there any direct buses from Shaolin Temple to Gongyi town? when does the last bus leave Shaolin Temple?
I just found an introduce to Shaolin temple:
http://www.foreignercn.com/index.php/act...
The Shaolin Temple in Dengfeng (82 kilometers to the west of Zhengzhou)
Are there any direct buses from Shaolin Temple to Gongyi town? when does the last bus leave Shaolin Temple?
I just found an introduce to Shaolin temple:
http://www.foreignercn.com/index.php/act...
Are there any direct buses from Shaolin Temple to Gongyi town? when does the last bus leave Shaolin Temple?
The trip to Gongyi requires one day from Zhengzhou. Arranging a car or taxi is highly recommended If you are a hardy, experienced traveler, you can take public long-distance buses on a one-day trip from Zhengzhou to Gongyi. It may be easier to find a taxi, however.
The Shaolin Temple in Dengfeng (82 kilometers to the west of Zhengzhou)
Are there any direct buses from Shaolin Temple to Gongyi town? when does the last bus leave Shaolin Temple?
I just found an introduce to Shaolin temple:
http://www.foreignercn.com/index.php/act...
Furniture
The Shaolin Temple in Dengfeng (82 kilometers to the west of Zhengzhou)
Are there any direct buses from Shaolin Temple to Gongyi town? when does the last bus leave Shaolin Temple?
I just found an introduce to Shaolin temple:
http://www.foreignercn.com/index.php/act...
Furniture
What is shaolin temple means?
its a temple. shaolin type.
What is shaolin temple means?
A shaolin temple is for monks.
Reply:"The Shaolin temple (Chinese: 少林寺; pinyin: Shàolínsì; literally "Young Forest Temple") is a Chinese Buddhist monastery famed for its long association with Chán (Japanese: Zen) Buddhism and martial arts, and is perhaps the Buddhist monastery best known in the West."
Reply:It means the small forset
What is shaolin temple means?
A shaolin temple is for monks.
Reply:"The Shaolin temple (Chinese: 少林寺; pinyin: Shàolínsì; literally "Young Forest Temple") is a Chinese Buddhist monastery famed for its long association with Chán (Japanese: Zen) Buddhism and martial arts, and is perhaps the Buddhist monastery best known in the West."
Reply:It means the small forset
Mortal Kombat - Shaolin Monks Please Help!!!?
How do you get scorpion and sub-zero character without completing story mode. the last answer one did not work... thanks
Mortal Kombat - Shaolin Monks Please Help!!!?
JUST GO TO SUPERCHEATS.COM AND CHECK IT OUT, ITS THERE THATS WHERE I GOT IT FROM
Mortal Kombat - Shaolin Monks Please Help!!!?
JUST GO TO SUPERCHEATS.COM AND CHECK IT OUT, ITS THERE THATS WHERE I GOT IT FROM
Mortal kombat shaolin monks help?
after i defeat barraka and i got the wall run and jump abilities and i saw the cutscene of kitana and mileena fighting where do i go???
Mortal kombat shaolin monks help?
I haven't played this version of MK, but if you have to fight Kitana and Mileena to progress, I think you'll have to keep your distance and jump a lot because Kitana will keep throwing her fan blades at you and Mileena has will use her rolling ability... so it's best to be air-borne most of the time.
Reply:do back to the Academy and use the wall run to get some other ability that I can't really remember, then I think you go through the soul tombs. Check out this website to be sure
Reply:after the cutscene of those two fighting,go ahead near the door and to the right there should be a gap in the wall,wall jump there and keep going until you see another one.to the rigth there is a portal,fight two dark monks and when the steps appear go ahead and press X
Mortal kombat shaolin monks help?
I haven't played this version of MK, but if you have to fight Kitana and Mileena to progress, I think you'll have to keep your distance and jump a lot because Kitana will keep throwing her fan blades at you and Mileena has will use her rolling ability... so it's best to be air-borne most of the time.
Reply:do back to the Academy and use the wall run to get some other ability that I can't really remember, then I think you go through the soul tombs. Check out this website to be sure
Reply:after the cutscene of those two fighting,go ahead near the door and to the right there should be a gap in the wall,wall jump there and keep going until you see another one.to the rigth there is a portal,fight two dark monks and when the steps appear go ahead and press X
Mortal kombat shaolin monks?
what do you do after baraka.
there is a portal but i already got the wall run
what do i do after i beat him
Mortal kombat shaolin monks?
sorry but i dont know that . but see if i can find it out for you.
cotton tree
there is a portal but i already got the wall run
what do i do after i beat him
Mortal kombat shaolin monks?
sorry but i dont know that . but see if i can find it out for you.
cotton tree
Mortal kombat shaolin monks help!! Please!!?
after me and my brother defeat the evil monsetary we head to the living forest after we pass the eating trees to the place where the black hole monsters are but them we have no idea what to do we try jumping to where the hut thing is but can't help please?
Mortal kombat shaolin monks help!! Please!!?
I beat that a long time ago. Here is a walkthrough.
http://faqs.ign.com/articles/658/658740p...
Mortal kombat shaolin monks help!! Please!!?
I beat that a long time ago. Here is a walkthrough.
http://faqs.ign.com/articles/658/658740p...
Mortal kombat shaolin monks ps2 help?
im stuck when u defeat reptile i cant find a wall to climb on can some 1 help me find a wall 2 climb on
Mortal kombat shaolin monks ps2 help?
After defeating Reptile there is an area on the dead snake that you can bust open and climb out there I know this well I love that game to death and I never get tired of playing it over and over hope it helps! It should!
Reply:Block his
punches, jump over the charged attack or attack him if you're daring,
and run to the front of the rubble pile to avoid the attacks, as there's a
99% chance you wont be hit. Keep launching him and attacking him when he's
airborne and soon he'll reach 50% health. Now he's mad. He'll stop doing the
multi-ball attack but he adds 2 more: Stealth, and a deadly dome of magic.
Stealth is annoying, as he cant be seen at all until a brief image of his
head can be seen, so attack that area. The deadly dome can be awful if you're
caught in it, but it's very easy to see him charge it up so by that time you
have already pegged it away from him. The only real threat is the stealth
move. A good tip is to know that the camera zooms in on you when your close
to your oppenent, and zooms out when far away, so use that to help you.
Many attacks later, Reptile makes a mistake, so you break his jaw, and
in a tense struggle, break his neck and claim both your second tournament
victory and the wall-climb ability. FATALITY.
Mortal kombat shaolin monks ps2 help?
After defeating Reptile there is an area on the dead snake that you can bust open and climb out there I know this well I love that game to death and I never get tired of playing it over and over hope it helps! It should!
Reply:Block his
punches, jump over the charged attack or attack him if you're daring,
and run to the front of the rubble pile to avoid the attacks, as there's a
99% chance you wont be hit. Keep launching him and attacking him when he's
airborne and soon he'll reach 50% health. Now he's mad. He'll stop doing the
multi-ball attack but he adds 2 more: Stealth, and a deadly dome of magic.
Stealth is annoying, as he cant be seen at all until a brief image of his
head can be seen, so attack that area. The deadly dome can be awful if you're
caught in it, but it's very easy to see him charge it up so by that time you
have already pegged it away from him. The only real threat is the stealth
move. A good tip is to know that the camera zooms in on you when your close
to your oppenent, and zooms out when far away, so use that to help you.
Many attacks later, Reptile makes a mistake, so you break his jaw, and
in a tense struggle, break his neck and claim both your second tournament
victory and the wall-climb ability. FATALITY.
If the Shaolin Monks could teach you to fart the alphabet. Would you move to a temple in China to learn how?
oh yea!...though...i would have to bring an extra pair of pants =S
edit: lmao butt wind...
If the Shaolin Monks could teach you to fart the alphabet. Would you move to a temple in China to learn how?
yes
Reply:Don't need to be taught the art of fart.
I own it.
Reply:hehe.
i would just use the internet to find out how, since you can find anything on the internet. but that would be awesome :]
Reply:uh......no.....its these questons that disturb me lol (: but seriously no i would NOT.
Reply:i'd pass on that
Reply:yes and then i would learn row row your boat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:not really, that's not skill I find practical, lol
Reply:count me in.....China, here I come....
Reply:As long as it's not the Chinese alphabet!
Man, they have like a thousand characters!
You'd break something before you recited them all!
Reply:Yes, but they would kick me out of the temple because I smell bad.
Reply:I'll love that, I would be the queen of the next
family gathering.
☺♥☺
Reply:I already possess that skill so i'm good for know thanks
Reply:TPTPTPTPA...THPTHPTHPTHPB...THTHPTHPTHPT... pass on the fart!
Reply:If you could fart the alphabet, then you could just speak out your assfull time. Why bother talking?
Reply:No - with that much bum gas floating around theres bound to be a ban on smoking...
Reply:would we be "comped" on the "training shorts?"
ha ha ha... ok, no, not really.
lmao, oh, that ties in doesn't it... butt wind...
how to grow pomegranate
edit: lmao butt wind...
If the Shaolin Monks could teach you to fart the alphabet. Would you move to a temple in China to learn how?
yes
Reply:Don't need to be taught the art of fart.
I own it.
Reply:hehe.
i would just use the internet to find out how, since you can find anything on the internet. but that would be awesome :]
Reply:uh......no.....its these questons that disturb me lol (: but seriously no i would NOT.
Reply:i'd pass on that
Reply:yes and then i would learn row row your boat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:not really, that's not skill I find practical, lol
Reply:count me in.....China, here I come....
Reply:As long as it's not the Chinese alphabet!
Man, they have like a thousand characters!
You'd break something before you recited them all!
Reply:Yes, but they would kick me out of the temple because I smell bad.
Reply:I'll love that, I would be the queen of the next
family gathering.
☺♥☺
Reply:I already possess that skill so i'm good for know thanks
Reply:TPTPTPTPA...THPTHPTHPTHPB...THTHPTHPTHPT... pass on the fart!
Reply:If you could fart the alphabet, then you could just speak out your assfull time. Why bother talking?
Reply:No - with that much bum gas floating around theres bound to be a ban on smoking...
Reply:would we be "comped" on the "training shorts?"
ha ha ha... ok, no, not really.
lmao, oh, that ties in doesn't it... butt wind...
how to grow pomegranate
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