I just picked a fight with a shaolin monk, what should i do?

stick your head between your legs and kiss you Butt goodbye!!!!





....or, ask him the Zen question..."what is the sound of one hand clapping?"...then ***** slap the crap out of him!!!

I just picked a fight with a shaolin monk, what should i do?
duck
Reply:Have a Xiaolin Showdown!!!
Reply:Roflmao!
Reply:Be a ninja warrior, and kick his bottocks!!!1
Reply:yes, but he has mystical underwear breaking technique..you are so screwed....
Reply:Take the thumpin' you deserve for picking the fight in the first place.
Reply:run like the wind, babycakes!!!!!!!!
Reply:Run...
Reply:watch Mortal Kombat and study their tactics
Reply:jump %26amp; kick
Reply:Are you serious?





If you are serious, well thats actually really funny. But if you are like damn serious that you picked a fight with a monk, I guess you are screwed. But aren't monks supposed to be non-violent? So how do you pick a fight with one?
Reply:He's got metal claws on his hand and a folded 'whip chain' hidden in a pouch.





BUT you're lucky he's a pacifist or else you'd be very dead.
Reply:that's funny..you got me here laughing..thanks for the joke..
Reply:he wont strike unless you do..
Reply:the shaking of the metal will fry your brain so jokes on you
Reply:Run for your life.
Reply:tell him he has mustard on his shirt and flip him in the nose when he looks down.
Reply:is it the same one i fought yesterday? ask him if he fought a building inspector yesterday............if its him, kick his @ss for me.


he won the fight !!!!!
Reply:5-point palm exploding heart technique








Uma can learn you it
Reply:He will mash your metal underware up your as*!
Reply:use taijutsu and show who is the real master!
Reply:hahah! i love this one. courteously suggest to him "what would buddha do" and back away slowly with your hands in plain sight. at no time should you point out the razor burn on his skull, or that one of his forehead dots has fallen off.
Reply:get yuor peopel on him/jump him
Reply:rotflmao!!!! lol lol lol!! hahaha


r u serious?


*pees on self from laughing so much*
Reply:lol ur just soooo funny!
Reply:err... well i dont know if you have any martial arts experience but if u picked a fight with him.Better off try apologizing seriously or else u wont be able to do stuff wit your "wang" .If it doesnt work.. well may the light be with you lol
Reply:Do you know that their kicks are more powerful than a .50 caliber rifle?
Reply:Ask him 4 a video game showdown n take him out in mortal kombat... dats d 1ly thing u can do 2 beat him... fyt in real, n u r dead b4 u even thnk abt strting...
Reply:Yup, duck ... quickly!





Ouch, sorry 'bout that ... must hurt a bit.





Bow out gracefully, IMHO ...





Duck and fake NOW ...





Ouch!





Sorry ... BedThyme here - GL
Reply:( shakes head )

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